Women Have Started Describing Themselves As Male Authors Would And The Results Are Painfully Hilarious

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“Wow, she thought, my legs are long. Her breasts jounced their agreement.”

Recently, Twitter user @whitneyarner replied to an ongoing thread about male authors with a Twitter challenge: Describe yourself like a male author would.

And to put it simply, the request took off. Here are some of the best replies.

Twitter: @whitneyarner

Twitter: @lucyprebblish

Twitter: @shannonpurser

Twitter: @JenAshleyWright

Twitter: @ellesep

Twitter: @SarahWatson42

Twitter: @say_shannon

Twitter: @shannoncoulter

Twitter: @chick_in_kiev

Twitter: @kelechnekoff

Twitter: @yesitshanna

Twitter: @JaneCaseyAuthor

Twitter: @Isla_McMahon

Twitter: @PuccaNoodles

Twitter: @amandawtwong

Twitter: @ashleyn1cole

Twitter: @casskhaw

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