Your colleague is a total mierenneuker. Trust me.
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Saturday 31 December 2016
21 Things You'll Only Get If You're A Terrible Twentysomething
Crafting > clubbing.
You'd probably rather watch home improvement shows than the latest series everyone is talking about.
What can you say, you just love interior design.
Channel 4
And you have a busy schedule of cooking shows to keep up with.
The Food Network
You only watch so many cooking shows because you actually enjoy cooking.
Well, eating.
You'd rather get a Kitchen Aid mixer than the new iPhone.
They last you for life and you can use them to make CAKE.
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21 Memes To Look At Whilst Drunk
Bookmark this for future use.
This wonderful state to be in:
This sanctimony:
This knowing look:
This generosity:
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Friday 30 December 2016
24 Pictures That Prove Old People Rule The Internet
At least SOMEONE used the internet for good.
When grandma let CNN know her breaking news:
When Robb just wanted to say thanks:
When Joan went looking for that recipe:
When the lasagna was delicious:
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22 Quirks British People Don't Realise Are Super Weird
Nobody understands spotted dick.
Using two taps instead of one.
This one's easy to explain: We enjoy the performance of moving our hands very fast between the two horrific streams of water. We call it "tap dancing", and if you can do it well it proves you are truly British.
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Eating something called spotted dick.
What? It's just something soft and warm to put in your mouth.
Giving weirdly sexual names to food in general.
"Fancy a big saucy banger, love, eh? Eh?"
Calling something that is not actually a pudding a pudding.
For some reason Yorkshire pudding confuses the rest of the world. That's obviously their problem, not ours.
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22 Hilarious Drunk People Who Won 2016
People Are Going Nuts Trying To Find The Pair Of Missing Legs In This Picture
Where the hell are they?
A few days ago, Reddit user jr0d7771 posted this photo of a group of women posing in a place that is obviously–pro Green Bay Packers.
The photo seems straightforward enough until you realize that there are six women but only five pairs of legs.
Which begs the question: Where are the missing legs in middle?
The photo has divided people with all kinds of answers on the Reddit thread, ranging from the woman in the middle having her legs broken, to someone even suggesting that she is some kind of couch-centaur monster.
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Thursday 29 December 2016
36 Tweets That Made The LGBT Community Cackle In 2016
“My eyeliner isn’t straight but neither is my sexuality so at least I’m consistent.”
This itty bitty note:
This too real scenario:
@northshoretee
That time the actual dictionary schooled us all:
That moment your buddy grabs your phone:
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50 Tweets That Made Indian Women LOL In 2016
Wednesday 28 December 2016
17 Jokes You'll Only Understand If You're Well Read
“A crossover between Oedipus and King Midas would be pure motherfucking gold.”
This working scale:
This pun that'll make you want to gouge your eyes out:
This rewriting of a classic poem:
This joke that you'd have to be made of stone to not laugh at:
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28 Beweise, dass deutsche Supermärkte total die Kontrolle verloren haben
Total!
"Was? Ja, die Schilder hab ich heute Morgen als allererstes gemacht. Wieso?"
"Ja, jetzt wo Sie es sagen …"
"Alles Gute zum Vatertag, Papa!"
Silke Knoop / Via facebook.com
Na das läuft doch wie geschmiert!
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Monday 5 December 2016
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Do Not Call Muslims Violent Or We Will Kill You!
The post Do Not Call Muslims Violent Or We Will Kill You! appeared first on Lol Mohammed.
Tuesday 4 October 2016
LoL Mohammed – Is not here to make friends!
You guys know that LOL Jesus has been online for over 12 years now. Me, I am a Muslim, but I am different and more open-minded, than many, you will meet.
Some cultures need to grow a sense of humor. Mohammed and the Muslims are no exceptions.
If you cannot take having a little bit of fun poked at you be like Chef from South Park and laugh hysterically while everyone else makes fun of everyone’s religion, it’s funny.
Then it’s time to make fun of his own (Scientology), and he quits the show!
Don’t be lame; this is all and good fun!
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