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ALWAYS. READ. THE. REVIEWS.
So you don't end up with a pool the size of a shoe:
Or a blanket made of old rope:
So you don't end up with a chair for ANTS:
Or a face mask for slightly bigger ANTS:
So you don't end up with a blanket like this:
Or a tank like this:
So you don't end up looking like your unfriendly neighborhood Spiderman:
Or end up with a ring for ANTS if ANTS believed in the institution of MARRIAGE:
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So you don't end up with Yeezys that look like an overweight sponge:
Or a coat that will slowly take over your body:
So you don't end up getting Mike Wazowski's new dress:
Or end up looking like an uncomfortable version of your grandma's old vase:
So you don't end up with a chair for ANTS on a RELAXING summer VACATION:
Or a chair for ANTS who prefer a CLEARER type of CHAIR:
So you don't end up with boots that'll only fit your fingers:
Or a big stuffed panda that fits perfectly in your hand:
So you don't end up with the world's tiniest dog bed:
Or a dress like this:
And so you don't end up with your cat's new favorite dress:
Treat yourself first, then your cat later.
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