Thursday, 12 April 2018

17 Grown-Up Jokes In Disney Movies That’ll Make You Say, "How'd I Not Notice That?!"

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Flower's full-body erection after kissing another skunk in Bambi:

Flower's full-body erection after kissing another skunk in Bambi:

Disney

Anna's penis size joke in Frozen:

Anna's penis size joke in Frozen:

Disney

The sign for a topless bar at Top Down Truckstop in Cars:

The sign for a topless bar at Top Down Truckstop in Cars:

Disney

And Lightning McQueen getting ~flashed~ by Tia and Mia:

And Lightning McQueen getting ~flashed~ by Tia and Mia:

Disney / Pixar

Cruella de Vil's one-two punch in 101 Dalmatians:

Cruella de Vil's one-two punch in 101 Dalmatians:

Disney

Collette's worried glance at Linguini's nether regions in Ratatouille:

Collette's worried glance at Linguini's nether regions in Ratatouille:

Disney / Pixar

And Skinner's cleverly disguised sex joke:

And Skinner's cleverly disguised sex joke:

Call Me By Your Name is shook.

Disney / Pixar

Not to mention Anton Ego's oral sex innuendo:

Not to mention Anton Ego's oral sex innuendo:

Disney / Pixar

The literal "hooker" in Toy Story:

The literal "hooker" in Toy Story:

Disney / Pixar

And Buzz's, um, excitement at meeting Jessie in Toy Story 2:

And Buzz's, um, excitement at meeting Jessie in Toy Story 2:

Disney / Pixar

Plus Mr. Potato Head's furious fellatio snap back in Toy Story 3:

Plus Mr. Potato Head's furious fellatio snap back in Toy Story 3:

Disney / Pixar

Hermes' masturbation joke in Hercules:

Hermes' masturbation joke in Hercules:

Disney

The Genie's line about passionate honeymoon sex in Aladdin: The King of Thieves:

The Genie's line about passionate honeymoon sex in Aladdin: The King of Thieves:

Disney

The horny bus driver's response to the Sanderson sisters in Hocus Pocus:

The horny bus driver's response to the Sanderson sisters in Hocus Pocus:

Disney

Kronk's pitched tent in The Emperor's New Groove:

Kronk's pitched tent in The Emperor's New Groove:

Disney

And finally, Ralph's X-rated insult at Pac-Man in Wreck-It Ralph:

And finally, Ralph's X-rated insult at Pac-Man in Wreck-It Ralph:

Disney


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