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Sad!!!
They're not working ENOUGH.
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Wednesday 31 May 2017
18 Target Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
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I am Target, and Target is me.
@teachingtho / Via instagram.com
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19 Times Tumblr Was Legitimately The Best Place To Find Period Jokes
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“Your period is over now. JK have some brown sludge.”
This LOL response:
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This reason to weep for the future:
This magical moment:
This excellent visual aid:
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Tuesday 30 May 2017
36 Jokes About Marriage That Will Make You Both Laugh
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But really, what do you want to eat tonight?
Crystal Ro / BuzzFeed / FilmDistrict
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Monday 29 May 2017
Okay, Millennial Parents Need To Chill The Fuck Out
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Your parents didn’t do any of this stuff!
How millennial parents make your lunch:
Instagram: @silverfeathersangel
How your parents made your lunch:
How millennial parents plan your a sleepover:
Twitter: @cravemythoughts / Via Twitter: @CraveMyThoughts
How your parents planned your sleepover:
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24 Ideas That Are Almost Too Damn Clever
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Give these innovators the round of applause they truly deserve!
The measuring jug that tells you how much you've poured.
Via reddit.com
This hot sauce that offers an adjustable kick, to suit all tastes.
Via reddit.com
This completely white braille Rubik's cube.
Via reddit.com
The receipt that comes with the exact nutritional values of the food you ordered.
Via reddit.com
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Saturday 27 May 2017
23 Deleted Lindsay Lohan Tweets That Belong In A Fucking Museum
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Some fine art for you.
That time a waitress punched her for no reason:
Twitter / Via graneyandthepig.wordpress.com
That time she asked what an Emma Stone was:
Twitter / Via gossipbrunch.com
That time she said "Hello Facebook" ... on Twitter:
Twitter / Via dailytoast.com
That time she renamed a tropical storm:
Twitter / Via evilbeetgossip.com
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Friday 26 May 2017
Thursday 25 May 2017
Ellen Had To Take A Deep Inhale After This Interview With Jessica Simpson
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Giving me Newlyweds teas…
Jessica Simpson stopped by Ellen on Monday to promote her clothing line and..................you just need to watch it:
The interview took a slightly awkward turn when Jessica couldn't recall exactly how long she and her husband Eric have been together, but eventually settled on seven.
Which is apparently a really long time for Jessica...
...BECAUSE SHE'S ONLY HAD SEVEN-YEAR RELATIONSHIPS WITH WOMEN???
Calm down, she meant her "besties."
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44 Secret Gross Things That All Girls Do But Don't Talk About
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If you’ve never tweezed a nipple hair then you haven’t fully gone through puberty yet.
Flo Perry / BuzzFeed
1) Wearing the same bra for at least a week.
2) Wearing that one bra about once every six weeks because it’s the only one that works with a certain top, and never actually washing it.
3) Wearing old bras that are definitely the wrong size now, but you just can’t bear to part with them.
4) Putting a bra in the washing basket, and then taking it out again when you realise how uncomfortable all your other ones are.
5) Examining your tampon after it’s been ~in you~.
6) And realising that “blood” is a pretty weak description of what a period actually is.
7) Wearing a security sanitary towel as well as a tampon.
8) Getting your pubes trapped in a pad’s “wings.”
Flo Perry / BuzzFeed
9) Really enjoying digging out ingrown hairs.
10) Having whole sessions with the tweezers where you get every single one.
11) Making hair art on the shower walls from all the hair that falls off your head.
12) And finding it quite satisfying to pull out those stray hairs that get stuck in your bum crack.
13) Twiddling your pubes in a totally non-sexy way.
14) Owning a pair of scissors that you exclusively use to trim your pubes.
15) Or just trimming your pubes with any old scissors and hoping no one notices.
16) Also giving them a haircut while sitting on the toilet and marvelling at the amount you can trim off.
17) But also being terrified you’ll accidentally snip something very important.
18) Removing all your pubes and then being freaked out by your nakey vagina.
19) Removing all your pubes and swearing that they were hiding a whole extra tummy roll.
20) Removing all your pubes and enjoying the ~breeze~.
21) Removing all your pubes and regretting it instantly because you look like an oversized baby.
22) Owning old knickers where your pubes have actually managed to wear a hole through the front.
23) Still wearing these old knickers and creating a lil’ pube ponytail through the hole.
24) Secretly thinking this is definitely a good look.
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Wednesday 24 May 2017
31 Jokes You'll Only Understand If You're Probably Going To Be Single Forever
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“Sometimes I wonder if I’m pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.”
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18 Memes That'll Make You Say, "How Did They Know I Do That Too?"
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These memes are universal.
Time moves slower in that chair.
Everybody on this planet is one of these four people.
Dogs > people.
DON'T. DOUBLE. TAP.
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29 Fire Photo Captions That You Never Knew You Needed
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Black Twitter strikes again.
And it has had a lot of people wondering where they're from.
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Tuesday 23 May 2017
17 Hilarious Tweets About Kids That Are Truly Savage
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“You’re only a mom because of me.”
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30 Times Pop Stars Shaded The Shit Out Of Each Other In The Last Two Decades
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In order of least to most shady.
When Taylor Swift called out Joe Jonas on Ellen for breaking up with her over the phone:
NBC
When Pink messed up during a concert and then said she sounded like her formal rival Christina Aguilera:
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When Nicki Minaj shaded Iggy during the BET Awards for allegedly using a ghostwriter:
BET
When Beyoncé accidentally shaded Taylor when asked about the Kanye incident:
Billboard
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Here Are 17 Memes For Anyone Who Dislikes Children, You're Welcome
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Like, they’re just not that cool?
Look, you gave children a fair shot. You tried. But you and children just DON'T MESH.
Via instagram.com
You don't really understand anything they do.
Via instagram.com
And you have no idea how to talk to them or interact with them. So you just don't!
NBC
If you ever actually had children of your own, you would have no idea what to do. You'd just...scream.
FOX / Via instagram.com
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15 Drunk People Who Were Too Pure For This Good Earth
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“I walked in on one of my drunk roommates reading Bible verses to my drunker, passed out roommate.”
The roommate who was just trying to spread the good message.
And the one who was determined to save the environment ONE CAN AT A TIME.
itscolie / Via instagram.com
The one who gave an inspiring speech.
And the person who was just looking out for themselves in the morning.
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