Tuesday 28 February 2017

These Were Everyone In The Audience's Faces When They Realized "Moonlight" Won Best Picture

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A moment we will soon not forget.

If you haven't heard about the huge Oscar moment of last night then you're either living in a bunker 60 feet below Earth with no human interaction or just landed on Earth three minutes ago. Either way, you should know about how during the last award of the night for Best Picture, La La Land was called as the winner, even though the actual recipient of award was Moonlight.

If you haven't heard about the huge Oscar moment of last night then you're either living in a bunker 60 feet below Earth with no human interaction or just landed on Earth three minutes ago. Either way, you should know about how during the last award of the night for Best Picture, La La Land was called as the winner, even though the actual recipient of award was Moonlight.

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To put it simply: It was a shit show.

To put it simply: It was a shit show.

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First there were the people on stage who thought they won. This was Emma Stone:

First there were the people on stage who thought they won. This was Emma Stone:

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23 Dirty Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Way Harder Than You Should

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[watching porn] I hope they stay together.


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100 Parenting Memes That Will Keep You Laughing For Hours

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ME: “Here’s 100 memes!” YOU: *White guy blinking meme*

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Dreamworks

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23 Hilariously Genius Lies Parents Actually Told Their Kids

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“I was made to believe that the city of Amsterdam was actually called Hamster Jam.”

"My mother was a genius: She told us that brown M&M'S were only for adults, so whenever we encountered a brown M&M we would give it to her."

Submitted by Sara Tardif, Facebook

"My parents told me that haggis were small creatures that lived on Scottish hillsides. They had tartan pelts, and the legs on one side of their body were longer than on the other so they could comfortably run around the hill. Bagpipes were made from haggis pelts, and the haggis you eat was made from minced haggis meat."

Submitted by Rachel Watts, Facebook

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Guía ilustrada para tirarte pedos sin que nadie se entere

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Suéltalo, suéltalo, no lo puedo ya retener, suéltalo, suéltalo, ¡ya no hay nada que perder!

La vaporización sigilosa:

La vaporización sigilosa:

Vete moviéndote mientras dejas escapar el pedo poquito a poco. Antes de que te des cuenta todo estará fuera, nadie se habrá percatado y estarás más que listo para empezar el día.

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La cacofonía de la caca:

La cacofonía de la caca:

Intenta sincronizar tu pedo con una tos muy ruidosa. Otras posibilidades: deja caer un libro bien gordo, pisa el suelo con fuerza... cualquier sonido estruendoso funcionará: solo tienes que asegurarte de que tenga verdadera potencia y de que esté sincronizado con tu cuesco. Si lo haces demasiado tarde: el ridículo. Demasiado pronto: todo el mundo te estará mirando cuando interpretes tu solo de trompeta con el culo. Requiere cierta maestría, sí.

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La frontera de porcelana:

La frontera de porcelana:

Sitúate cerca del baño, finge que esperas y suéltalo, suéltalo, como cantaba Elsa. Así podrás echarle la culpa a quienquiera que esté dentro del servicio. Si no tienes un cuarto de baño a mano, intenta acercarte a algo que apeste.

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El pedo beatbox:

El pedo beatbox:

Empieza a hacer percusión vocal a lo loco. Lo más seguro es que lo hagas como el culo (vaya, qué bien hilado), pero el sonido de tu pelo quedará disimulado entre tu terrible interpretación de la época dorada del hip-hop. Pídele a alguien que improvise unas líneas a tu lado para conseguir las más altas cimas del disimulo.

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Monday 27 February 2017

Here's The Exact Moment Emma Stone And Ryan Gosling Realized "La La Land" Didn't Actually Win Best Picture

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“Oh my god.”


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27 imágenes que te representan si se te da fatal ser adulto pero bueno, te vas apañando

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La vida, vaya movida.

Vamos a empezar por lo principal: cuando la vida es un asco.

Vamos a empezar por lo principal: cuando la vida es un asco.

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Cuando no puedes dejar que el resto de la gente vea las grietas que se forman en tu atribulado corazón:

Cuando no puedes dejar que el resto de la gente vea las grietas que se forman en tu atribulado corazón:

BuzzFeed España / Basado en un tuit de @soverybritish

Estos momentos de absoluto terror:

Estos momentos de absoluto terror:

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Cuando tienes que mantener tu estilazo a pesar de las estrecheces a las que te somete el salvaje capitalismo:

Cuando tienes que mantener tu estilazo a pesar de las estrecheces a las que te somete el salvaje capitalismo:

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Sunday 26 February 2017

How Popular Are Your Breast Tendencies?

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Breasts really are best.


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17 Tumblr Posts About Food That'll Make You Say "That Ain't Right"

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Somebody keep these people away from the kitchen.

When this was a thing for some reason:

When this was a thing for some reason:

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When this cake was made:

When this cake was made:

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When someone made a terrible confession:

When someone made a terrible confession:

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When someone learned an important lesson:

When someone learned an important lesson:

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17 Uber Drivers Who Deserve Way More Than Five Stars

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I wish you could give people 10 stars.

This driver who dropped off his passenger's lost gum:

This driver who dropped off his passenger's lost gum:

"Miss Rice, you left these items in my Uber. Sorry I'm sending them late. My mother had surgery so this took a back seat. I hope you're doing well. Regards, Emmanuel."

Via Twitter: @AutumnRIce1

And this one who sent their customer a proper Christmas card:

And this one who sent their customer a proper Christmas card:

Via Twitter: @ClaireLBrennan

This driver and their tiny convenience store:

This driver and their tiny convenience store:

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And this one's kinda unnecessary custom number plate:

And this one's kinda unnecessary custom number plate:

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Saturday 25 February 2017

Just 27 Really, Really Horrible Font Choices

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Pay your graphic designer.

This super T-shirt.

This super T-shirt.

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This ruined birthday cake.

This ruined birthday cake.

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This accidental celebration of the Third Reich.

This accidental celebration of the Third Reich.

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And this "hope" keychain flipped upside down.

And this "hope" keychain flipped upside down.

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22 Slightly Odd Things You Never Noticed In "Twilight"

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OK, but why is Edward wearing SHADES but not sparkling???

Charlie drives and parks in the middle of his lawn instead of his driveway for some strange reason.

Charlie drives and parks in the middle of his lawn instead of his driveway for some strange reason.

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There's a picture of a wolf on Bella's bedroom wall in her home. ~Foreshadowing~ perhaps?

There's a picture of a wolf on Bella's bedroom wall in her home. ~Foreshadowing~ perhaps?

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There is also a "reading is sexy" bumper sticker on her wall... BUT ALSO NAKED DOLLS WITH NO LEGS??? Oh, and Twister.

There is also a "reading is sexy" bumper sticker on her wall... BUT ALSO NAKED DOLLS WITH NO LEGS??? Oh, and Twister.

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Bella also apparently really, really, really likes dogs.

Bella also apparently really, really, really likes dogs.

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We Need To Talk About This Picture Of Justin Trudeau

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There’s something here…

Hi, sweeties. You know the drill.

Hi, sweeties. You know the drill.

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Grab your glass of water and take a big ol' sip. We have a job to do, and we need ALL OF YOU healthy and hydrated.

Grab your glass of water and take a big ol' sip. We have a job to do, and we need ALL OF YOU healthy and hydrated.

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The floodgates are about to be opened, and we're about to feel a *true* thunder in your under.

The floodgates are about to be opened, and we're about to feel a *true* thunder in your under.

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This man should not need an introduction, but for those of you who don't give a shit about politics, Justin Trudeau is the Canadian prime minister.

This man should not need an introduction, but for those of you who don't give a shit about politics, Justin Trudeau is the Canadian prime minister.

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Wednesday 22 February 2017

Chrissy Teigen Just Took Clapping Back To The Next Level

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Luna’s diaper doesn’t need changing. Just let her live.

Since becoming a mother to baby Luna last April, Chrissy Teigen has had to deal with people criticising every decision she makes as a parent.

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...to how she chooses to hold Luna.

...to how she chooses to hold Luna.

Twitter: @uVuyoh

Of course, we've come to expect nothing less than Chrissy shutting down these trolls immediately.

Of course, we've come to expect nothing less than Chrissy shutting down these trolls immediately.

Twitter: @chrissyteigen


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Sunday 19 February 2017

18 Dirty Jokes For Every Woman Who's Slept With A Woman

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Yes, the nail clipper one is in here.

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21 Things You'll Understand If You're A Reformed Picky Eater

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“Think of all the things I could have enjoyed!”

Not a meal went by where you wouldn't have to carefully dissect what was put in front of you.

Not a meal went by where you wouldn't have to carefully dissect what was put in front of you.

Even though you'd removed the offending item, its flavour would ~linger~.

Robin Edds / BuzzFeed / Via Twitter: @MFD00MAVIN

And once you'd find a food you liked, it's pretty much all your mum would give you.

And once you'd find a food you liked, it's pretty much all your mum would give you.

It was the only way of making sure you didn't starve.

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And you became known as the weird kid who only ate one thing.

And you became known as the weird kid who only ate one thing.

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Your Pizza Preferences Will Reveal A Thing You Do But Don't Tell Anyone About

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We know that thing you do that nobody else knows about.


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Saturday 18 February 2017

Thursday 16 February 2017

28 Things Every Person Hates That They Do But Does Anyway

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Can’t help it.

Every person has done the cup walk of shame:

Every person has done the cup walk of shame:

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Become the over the shoulder anti-scroll patrol:

Become the over the shoulder anti-scroll patrol:

Twitter: @toofunnypics

Told the "I'll be right there" lie:

Told the "I'll be right there" lie:

Twitter: @comedyoniy

And done the "THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER READ" routine:

And done the "THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER READ" routine:

Twitter: @bertbondy


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Tuesday 14 February 2017

26 Texts You'll Understand If You've Ever Texted A Straight Guy

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“Without me? ;)” H/T str8boytexts.

The guy who doesn't bother to read your texts before responding:

The guy who doesn't bother to read your texts before responding:

@Str8boytexts / Via Twitter: @str8boytexts

The emoji meltdown:

The emoji meltdown:

@str8boytexts / Via Twitter: @str8boytexts

The food ruiner:

The food ruiner:

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The denier:

The denier:

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