I Can't Stop Staring At These Pictures Of Oprah With Three Hands And Reese Witherspoon With Three Legs

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What is going on?!

Every year, Vanity Fair puts out a "Hollywood Issue" complete with an iconic cover typically shot by legendary photographer Annie Leibovitz.

Vanity Fair / Annie Leibovitz

And this year's issue is no different. It's got a slew of big names: Tom Hanks! Nicole Kidman! Zendaya!

Vanity Fair / Annie Leibovitz

And two of the biggest stars featured (smack in the center of the front cover, naturally) are renowned gardener Oprah Winfrey and Ava Phillippe-lookalike Reese Witherspoon. So glamorous, right?

Vanity Fair / Annie Leibovitz

Honestly, let's just forget this even happened and cast Oprah in Big Little Lies Season 2, mmmk?

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