Dakota Johnson Watching Angelina Jolie Ignore Jennifer Aniston Is All Of Us

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But then, Jennifer Aniston got on stage to present an award with Carol Burnett, and Instagram account obviousbutamazing shared a truly wild photo of the moment Jennifer was on stage:

Instagram: @obviousbutamazing

Yes, that's Dakota Johnson...

Instagram: @obviousbutamazing

...glancing at Angelina Jolie...

Instagram: @obviousbutamazing

...who is CLEARLY not looking at Jennifer Aniston on stage:

Instagram: @obviousbutamazing

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