I GET MY MONEY FOR NOTHING AND MY CHICKS FOR FREE!
Trust me.
This dick tea:
This confused mom who was pranked with the Gettysburg Address every time she typed "ok" on her phone:
This dad's unfortunate autocorrect:
This mom's plea:
This mom's double entendre when her child went golfing:
This truly innocent mother:
This mom's wild first date:
This dad's last hope:
This mom who misunderstood the phrase "snatch my wig:"
This good Christian mother:
This hip mom who loves a good snack:
This savage mother:
This random yet iconic accidental text:
Don't...
This clever mom:
This dad who just doesn't understand anything:
This weirdly-found dildo:
This mom's sound advice:
This other dick:
The mom's sound reasoning:
This mom who just really misses Dick Clark, I guess?
This disappointed parent (and cat) who found condoms in their daughter's laundry:
This mom who's not taking no for an answer:
This mom who doesn't want to become a grandmother:
This super-random text???????
And the most mom text to ever happen:
—gfb
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