Dakota Johnson Gets Real About That Angelina Jolie–Jennifer Aniston Moment At The Golden Globes

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“I was trying to be sly about it.”

The 75th Golden Globes was one award show viewers will have a hard time forgetting.

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From Seth Meyers' hilarious jokes to Oprah's inspirational speech, the night was lit!

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But one of the most talked-about moments would probably have to go to Dakota Johnson allegedly watching Angelina Jolie ignore Jennifer Aniston on stage.

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Well, the Fifty Shades Freed star recently stopped by The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon, to let fans know what REALLY went down that night.

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At first, she agreed with Jimmy about looking at Angelina Jolie, but then shifted the blame to someone else.

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And ultimately, she admitted her side-eye game was extra strong.

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Or so we thought.

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When asked what she was really looking at, Dakota revealed she was trying to take a low-key photo of the Stranger Things cast at their table.

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Although she was embarrassed to secretly capture a photo of the cast at the time...

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...the 28-year-old actress had no problem reliving the moment for Jimmy.

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To hear more from Dakota Johnson's interview with The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon, watch the video below.

Fast forward to the 3:50 mark for her stories from the Golden Globes.

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People Are Screaming Over This Interaction Between Demi Lovato And Henry Cavill

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“Honestly unbelievable and deeply inspirational Instagram game.”

You probably already know Demi Lovato, aka Queen Mitchie Torres, the most popular person at Camp Rock.

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And you probably also know Henry Cavill, aka literal Superman.

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There's no obvious connection between the two of them (other than both being super attractive and super famous), but recently, beady-eyed Twitter user @imnocrybaby noticed Demi followed Henry on Instagram.

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Nothing out of the ordinary there, right? Right.

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First, Demi followed Henry Cavill on Instagram. Then she almost immediately uploaded this photo of herself looking, frankly, completely flawless.

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And then she started liking a bunch of his posts in quick succession.

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And, honestly, fair play – because this is what happened next:

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Demi Lovato: truly an inspiration for our times. 👑🙏🏼

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I'm Dying At Chrissy Teigen Calling Out Her Hairstylist For Charging Her

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“But you didn’t.”

Over the weekend, Chrissy Teigen and John Legend attended the Clive Davis pre-Grammy party. She looked amazing.

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Well on Monday, she posted an Insta thanking her glam team — including hairstylist Jen Atkin. She called them "dear friends who I pay."

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Atkin then commented on the Instagram, saying she would've done it for free.

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Of course, Chrissy had to troll her.

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LOL. It's like that friend who offers you something just to sound nice. Anyway, people loved the comment:

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Keep trollin', Chrissy.

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Megan Mullally Never Connected The Dots That Ellen's Old "Roommate" Was Actually Her Girlfriend

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“Are you serious? You didn’t know I was gay?”

On Megan Mullally's latest appearance on Ellen, the two reminisced about the old days when they used to hang out before "making it" in Hollywood. Megan also revealed to Ellen that for the longest time, she had no idea that Ellen was gay, and that her ~roommates~ were actually girlfriends.

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So, apparently Ellen and Megan go waaaaay back.

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Like, way back before it was public knowledge that Ellen is gay.

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The two funny ladies lived about a block and a half apart, and Megan remembers being impressed by how well Ellen and her "lovely roommate" got along.

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Even when she found out that they shared a dog together, Megan thought that they were just serious roommate goals.

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And even over the years, as Ellen had different (but equally close) roommates, Megan still never caught on.

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And, well...this was all news to Ellen.

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LOL, Megan.

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24 Things That I Can Confirm Really Happened Because I Was There

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Oh, sweetie.

This very convenient getaway, including the fastest phone number change ever:

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This very special bird's Amazon order:

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This Hitler/Stalin fanfiction written by half of a class:

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This completely SFW art:

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This incident involving children who have been cast in a Shawshank Redemption sequel, sources say:

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Kim Kardashian West's son:

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This little-brother-who-is-totally-a-real-person's casual notes:

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Dale's tale:

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This pizza order gone wrong:

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This sadistic "child":

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This therapist-mandated plane trip:

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This story which I can confirm because I was the EpiPen:

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This incredibly real Disneyland interaction:

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This guy who froze because he got too cold watching Ice Age 4:

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This worksheet that in no way was written with the non-dominant hand of an adult:

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This profound comeback from an infant:

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This epic Facebook burn:

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This very legitimate and epic showdown:

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This moment I'm sure was made into a movie one second after it happened:

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This grandpa who didn't know detergent was toxic and now he's dead, RIP:

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...*sigh*

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This solemn warning that you should never inject crushed-up Tic Tacs:

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This super-real cardiologist who got revenge on a patient by killing them:

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And this musical meet-cute:

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