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AKA the peak of humanity.
You know you're super high if your noodles keep disappearing:
You see hidden meanings in everything:
And you start to have some SERIOUS toast issues:
You know you're stoned as hell if flies start to disrespect you:
Your sleeping schedule is calculated:
And you have one of those life-changing conversations:
You know you're high as hell when you start making fine art:
Or make a list to beat all lists:
Or make your first Oscar-winning film:
You're absolutely high as shit if you get trapped like this:
Or if you start to see too much in your sink:
And especially if this happens to you:
You know you're high when you start seeing nugs:
Or you start trying to see as much as you can:
You know you're high when you start having thoughts like this:
And start having existential crises over potatoes:
You know you're high when you try to charge your water:
Or your plug:
Or your wallet:
You know you're high when you become a master engineer:
And a master magician:
And a master actor:
You know you're high when you subvert space and time:
Start dropping truth bombs:
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Answer questions like this:
And make literally the most inexplicable meal in human history:
WHAT DOES IT MEAN.
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