16 Tweets About Boyfriends And Husbands That Are Funny As Fuuuuuck

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“My boyfriend used my nipple clamps to save the Hot Cheetos he got me.”

This boyfriend who didn't really ~get~ the memo.

Twitter: @zfcyanide

This husband who likes drama.

Twitter: @Cheeseboy22

This husband who just wants to save a few bucks.

Twitter: @Rlpihl

This husband who knows he can rely on his wife to get him out of a pinch.

Twitter: @MUMSIEesq

This husband who's about to get looped into THAT conversation.

Twitter: @_Makilaa

This boyfriend who knows the way to any person's heart.

Twitter: @kpfeffss

This husband who just needs to take a few steps back.

Twitter: @StellaGMaddox

This husband who knows the true meaning of pain.

Twitter: @kentwgraham

This husband who prepared for the worst in, actually, a very cute way.

Twitter: @WalkingOutside

This husband who just came to an interesting realization.

Twitter: @AndyAsAdjective

This boyfriend who probably shouldn’t write a dating book.

Twitter: @vineyille

This husband who needs to get his mind out of the gutter.

Twitter: @ValeeGrrl

This boyfriend who has a good grasp on reality.

Twitter: @francistogram

This husband who learned a lot from his wife.

Twitter: @iwearaonesie

This husband who should be named "King of Dad Jokes."

Twitter: @ohen39

And, finally, this boyfriend who is not only thoughtful, but also resourceful.

Twitter: @shiku___

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