Sunday 16 July 2017

9 Types Of Sex Every Couple Has In The First Two Years

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After a while you really stop caring about morning breath.

The Minimum-Effort Quickie

The Minimum-Effort Quickie

For when you're both exhausted, but you wanna come before you go to sleep. An essential skill for any long-term couple.

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The We Haven't Done It In A While

The We Haven't Done It In A While

For when you've both been really busy at work and you want to remember that you're not just roommates saving money by sharing a bed.

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The Probably Too Drunk To Have Sex

The Probably Too Drunk To Have Sex

For when you've had too much wine to know better and will probably end up elbowing each other in the eye.

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The Eaten Too Much But Let's Do It Anyway

The Eaten Too Much But Let's Do It Anyway

For when you've known each other long enough that it's not a disaster if one of you farts.

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