I GET MY MONEY FOR NOTHING AND MY CHICKS FOR FREE!
It’s all fun and games until someone blows chunks.
1. Barfing on your partner while performing oral sex — or immediately before, just at the thought of it. That pregnancy gag reflex is a total bitch and she's taking names.
2. Being a level-three horny sex beast with an insatiable appetite, and taking it however you can get it. You might even growl a little.
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3. The awkwardness of trying to find a position that actually fucking works. That big belly might be beautiful and all, but it sure is inconvenient right now.
4. Then resigning to switch your trusty Snoogle from comfort pillow to sex pillow like, "You've been promoted, congrats!"
5. And then that slight twinge of irrational terror that your partner will hurt the baby. Because, you know, he's totally hung like a racehorse (or at least that's what he tells you).
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