21 Tweets That Are Funny Because They're Fucking True

I GET MY MONEY FOR NOTHING AND MY CHICKS FOR FREE!

“Ur weird if ur on holiday n u don’t go up to ur hotel room and lay on the bed naked eatin Lays.”

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GUYS WHO DON'T HAVE CASH DON'T GET LAID! CHANGE THAT!