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Monday, 31 July 2017
17 Completely Insane Pixar Movie Facts You Didn't Know Till Now
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It would take more than 9.4 million party balloons to lift Carl’s house in Up.
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Sunday, 30 July 2017
If You Were Born Before 1995, These 42 Pictures Are Totally Going To Fuck Up The Way You See The World
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I am an old man. I also am 29.
Let's start off with a fun one, good ole' Beans from Even Stevens. This is how you remember that lovable annoying little fuck:
Disney
And this is what he looks like today:
Speaking of sometimes annoying, but truly lovable little fucks, here's what you remember Furby looking like:
Tiger Electronics
And here's Furby's fab modern makeover:
Tiger Electronics
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Just 21 Really Funny Netflix Jokes
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“Are you *still* watching this TV show? Look at yourself for god’s sake.”
That time Dad figured out how to change the Netflix profile names.
Stop judging me!
This hilarious glitch.
And this very accurate subtitling.
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10 Things You Thought You Knew About Squirting That May Be Total Myths
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And no, it’s not the same as female ejaculation.
"Squirting only ever happens in porn."
False. Maybe you've seen a few X-rated films and wondered if any real woman could actually finish like this. The truth is, yes, squirting is a totally real sexual phenomenon.
In 1904, a psychologist named Havelock Ellis argued that female ejaculate was the same as male semen. Then in 1984, a study found that female ejaculate, male ejaculate, and the fluid produced by squirting are actually three completely different things.
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"It's basically the same as when men ejaculate."
False. To begin with, male ejaculation is the expulsion of seminal fluid. The fluid produced during squirting is something else entirely. In 2015, a study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine found that the fluid produced by squirting is mostly made up of urine.
Yes, that's right. Dr. Samuel Salama, one of the scientists in charge of the study, told BuzzFeed Life that, when analyzing this type of ejaculate, they found that it was practically identical to urine. Via an ultrasound, they also found that the bladder was emptied each time squirting occurred.
"Squirting is not the same as female ejaculation."
True. It took a while to reach a consensus on this, but the scientific community agrees that they are two completely different things.
Dr. Madeleine Castellanos, author of Wanting to Want, specifically mentions consistency as the differentiating factor, as she told BuzzFeed Life. The fluid produced while squirting is expelled from the urethra, whereas female ejaculate has a more viscous consistency, like saliva, and comes directly from the vagina.
Globo
"Squirting requires penetration first."
False. A study published in Nature Reviews Urology suggests that squirting is related to the clitourethrovaginal complex, and can happen regardless of whether or not penetration has occured.
When pressure is being applied to the bladder and vagina, especially if it's connected to sexual arousal, fluid is more likely to come out. It can be caused either by penetration, or by external stimulation such as fingers, mouths, or toys.
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19 Jokes With Punchlines That'll Surprise The Fuck Out Of You
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Whichever direction you think these tweets are going, they aren’t.
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Saturday, 29 July 2017
27 Random Food Facts That Will Fuck With Everything You Know
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Or, at least, make you hungry.
Mountain Dew is mainly just orange juice.
PepsiCo / Via pepsicobeveragefacts.com
Pringles once had a lawsuit trying to prove that they weren’t really potato chips.
Discovery Channel / Via giphy.com
When you eat figs, technically, you're also eating wasps.
Figs are pollinated by female wasps, who lose their wings in the process of pollination. The wasp has no way to get out of the fig and so they die inside, and then the fig's enzymes breakdown and dissolve the wasp.
—neilabutler
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24 Geniuses Who Are Clearly Operating On A Whole Different Level
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Teach us.
Hello, Earthlings. We've come from the future bearing gifts...
And to impart onto you our advanced wisdom.
Some of us come from an uncertain and terrifying future...
While others of us are so advanced, it's like we're from a different reality entirely.
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Friday, 28 July 2017
32 Things Only Ladies With A Little Chubby Stomach Will Understand
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That annoying red line you get on your stomach after sitting all day.
1. Your tights actually stay up because you can pull them up over your little tummy.
2. Low-cut clothes, however, aren't really your friend…
3. ...especially when your undies slip down under your waistband and you feel half-naked all day.
4. You don't need to worry about a weird-looking belly button, though, because it's probably hidden.
5. And you have definitely experienced that weird gap you get at the top of a skirt that goes above your belly button.
6. As well as that annoying red line that jeans leave on your stomach after sitting all day.
Crystal Ro / BuzzFeed
7. It's actually nice to rest your hand on your stomach when lounging on the sofa — you can even rest stuff on there, like plates (yes, I have tried this).
8. Tummy sweat though, ugh!
9. When you do a sit-up your tummy folds inwards in this funny way.
10. You know that weird feeling when you really slouch and your boobs touch your belly.
11. You have to hoist your jeans up over your belly every time you sit. Every. Time.
12. And high-waisted jeans are either amazing or make you look like you’re wearing diapers.
13. When you lie on your back, though, your tummy looks oddly flat…
14. …but then you turn on your side and suddenly it’s ALL there.
Crystal Ro / BuzzFeed
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I am not going to make any friends with this new Don't Tell Me How To Ruin My Life To Ruin My Life post. I've been carrying around this bag of bricks around for years. It's cathartic just to let it go and let the truth come out. Easily the most controversial post since Charlie Sheen. No, I'm not taking it down or changing anything. It should be abundantly clear I don't give a... - http://ift.tt/2tHNetN
8 Secret Little Things That Give All Girls Pleasure
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Plucking out a chin hair in one pull.
Playing with your pubes while watching TV.
It's not a sexy thing, you just find it really cosy and soothing.
Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed
Doing an amazing poo which leaves you feeling light and empty.
You understand why dogs run around with joy after they do one.
Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed
Plucking out a chin hair in one smooth pull.
The feeling as it glides out in one piece is so satisfying.
Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed
Using the men’s toilet when the queue for the ladies is too long.
Try and stop us.
Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed
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Tuesday, 25 July 2017
19 Memes That Will Make Every Woman Piss Themselves With Laughter
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For anyone who expected their skin to be clear after one glass of water.
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37 Things People Under Age 17 Will Just Never Understand
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2003 VMAs >>> every VMAs after it.
That when fighting with a friend you needed to be the FIRST to remove them from your Myspace Top 8.
'Cause it was a POWER MOVE.
That this was the exact moment when the VMAs peaked:
Honestly, it has been downhill since then.
MTV
That you needed to have a secret ~sassy~ email address that you only used with your friends and crushes.
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Monday, 24 July 2017
18 Pregnancy-Sex Moments That'll Totally Make You Cringe
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It’s all fun and games until someone blows chunks.
1. Barfing on your partner while performing oral sex — or immediately before, just at the thought of it. That pregnancy gag reflex is a total bitch and she's taking names.
2. Being a level-three horny sex beast with an insatiable appetite, and taking it however you can get it. You might even growl a little.
Will Varner / Buzzfeed
3. The awkwardness of trying to find a position that actually fucking works. That big belly might be beautiful and all, but it sure is inconvenient right now.
4. Then resigning to switch your trusty Snoogle from comfort pillow to sex pillow like, "You've been promoted, congrats!"
5. And then that slight twinge of irrational terror that your partner will hurt the baby. Because, you know, he's totally hung like a racehorse (or at least that's what he tells you).
Will Varner / Buzzfeed
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26 Things People Are Definitely Going To Forget About In 10 Years
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Never forget. Well, you will anyway.
Looking up movie times in a real, physical newspaper:
Actually being surprised by hidden tracks at the end of an album:
Needing two tapes to watch one movie:
"Go to channel 3":
Stockphotosart / Via Twitter: @FeliciaHanna_12
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