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Technically, this is just a really thick sweet potato, and not a penis.
Technically, this is just a cut on someone's thumb, and not a penis.
Technically, this is a starfish of some sort, and not five connected penises.
Technically, this is a baby's foot, and not a penis.
Also a baby's foot, technically.
Technically a child's arm, not a penis.
Technically a dog's ear, not a penis.
Technically this is the man's head, not his penis.
Technically, this is a massage chair, not a penis.
Technically, this is just a glob of make-up, not a penis.
Technically speaking, that's her foot, not a penis.
Technically, the shadow is of two angel hands touching, not of two penis tips gently touching.
Technically, this figure is meant to be holding a baby, not its own monster dong.
Technically, this is a cucumber, not a penis.
Technically an inside-out sock. (Not a penis.)
Technically, this print is meant to depict the Leaning Tower of Pisa, not a penis.
Technically, this is a stalagmite, not some kind of cave boner.
Technically a snowblower, not an ejaculating penis.
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Technically just two mushrooms. No penises.
Technically, that's the thumb of the person in white, and not the penis of the person in blue.
Technically, this is just a potato, not a penis.
Technically she's using a mortar and pestle. She's not masturbating into a bowl.
Technically, this is an ad for something called the Simmons Hall of Science... though, to be honest, I'm dubious.
Technically, this is just some sort of small outgrowth on a potato, and not a small potato penis. As far as I know, potatoes do not have penises.
Technically, this is someone's hat, not a penis.
Technically, this is just a small, misshapen strawberry. (Not a penis, technically.)
Technically, this egg just cracked while boiling. It is not sexually aroused.
Technically, this is just a beach umbrella and the contrail of a passing jet, not an ejaculating penis.
Technically just a puppy. Not a penis.
Technically speaking, the stroke across the "H" of "Harvest" is being depicted as a stalk of wheat, which just happens to end right at the tip of a baguette. This is not meant to depict an ejaculating penis, as far as we can tell.
Technically, this squirrel has a piece of food, not an erection.
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