26 Fucking Funny Twitter Jokes From This Month That Got Over 50K Retweets

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“I keep subtitles on when watching Netflix cause my fat-ass can’t hear what’s going on over the munching of snacks.”

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21 Teachers Who Make Teaching Look Like Stand-Up Comedy

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“Sorry class, my dog ate everyone’s homework.”

This technophobe with the perfect solution for no longer losing the PDF they need:

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This teacher who suffered a turn of the tables:

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This one who managed to incorporate the syllabus into all aspects of the class:

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This substitute teacher projecting his internal struggles:

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This mastermind teacher who is 100% pure evil:

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These colleagues with a running streak for best matching Yearbook photos:

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This smartass who was able to find the art in high school graffiti:

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These teachers who have fun when it comes to confiscation:

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This teacher who spares some bonding time with his napping students:

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This unfortunate biology teacher who made the ultimate error:

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This motivational teacher who found the perfect opportunity for a pun:

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This professor who is on the same wavelength as his students:

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This science teacher who needed a little snack break:

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This guy who doesn't quite know where he went wrong:

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This poor frustrated soul who needed a time out:

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This trickster whose office hours were an illusion:

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This teacher who has no time to waste:

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This teacher with an equal love for chemistry and electropop:

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And this teacher who literally just gave up:

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Everyone Has A Fast-Food Restaurant That Matches Their Personality — Here's Yours

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14 Times People Got Revenge In The Most Spectacularly Petty Way Possible

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Revenge is a dish best served petty.

When you have guests you don't like:

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When you have crappy customers:

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And when you have crappy servers:

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When a car takes up two parking spaces:

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When your neighbor's dog won't shut up:

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When someone messes with your clothes at the laundromat:

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When a co-worker keeps using your coffee creamer:

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When someone steals your damn phone:

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And when someone is, well, a dick:

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19 Times The Internet Summed Up How Not To Flirt

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“*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town?”

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100 Catholic Memes That Will Have You Sinfully Laughing For Hours

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“Are you Saint Anthony? Because you found my heart.”

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