Please Enjoy These Twitter Stories That Are Long But Worth The Read

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We haven’t verified any of these; so suspend your disbelief, sit back, and enjoy.

The story of the Starbucks zombies that maybe happened, but maybe not.

Twitter: @HentaiKyoko

The story about the Times Square Olive Garden knife fight that we sincerely hope is true but idk.

Twitter: @JoeWadlington

The story of the purse poop that is almost too wild to be real.

Twitter: @_blotty

The story of the cheater confrontation that is just so delicious it has to be fake.

Twitter: @ashedryden

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