Friday 30 June 2017

Chris Pratt Is Turning Into A Bear Daddy And Frankly, I'm Shivering

I GET MY MONEY FOR NOTHING AND MY CHICKS FOR FREE!

Very nice!

Well butter my biscuit and call me Melinda, I have some good news for all of you today!

Well butter my biscuit and call me Melinda, I have some good news for all of you today!

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Sip sip, sweeties! We have new pictures of Chris Pratt on the beach and, um, they are pretty great.

Sip sip, sweeties! We have new pictures of Chris Pratt on the beach and, um, they are pretty great.

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A bird? A plane? Blake Lively being attacked by a gigantic problematic shark? Nope! It's Chris Pratt, uh doy. You clicked on this knowing what you were gonna get, and you are going to get that!

A bird? A plane? Blake Lively being attacked by a gigantic problematic shark? Nope! It's Chris Pratt, uh doy. You clicked on this knowing what you were gonna get, and you are going to get that!

Kapp, Mjtb, Wahs / Pule / MJTB / FlightRisk / BACKGRID

So, in case you didn't know, in the homosexual male community some guys are given animal names because we're weird and primal or something. I asked my secret gay chat group what we would call Chris Pratt and here were their answers:

So, in case you didn't know, in the homosexual male community some guys are given animal names because we're weird and primal or something. I asked my secret gay chat group what we would call Chris Pratt and here were their answers:

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