Friday 23 June 2017

19 Reasons Why Festivals Are Shit

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Why do we lie to ourselves every single year and think they’ll be a good experience?

Festivals are basically camping, but instead of peaceful nature and scenic views, you get a drunk 19-year-old waking you up at 4am by pissing on your tent.

Festivals are basically camping, but instead of peaceful nature and scenic views, you get a drunk 19-year-old waking you up at 4am by pissing on your tent.

Basically, it's camping without any of the nice redeeming bits.

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They're a double kind of dirty – they're full of actual dirt, but also the debris of several thousand drunk humans and far too few toilet facilities.

They're a double kind of dirty – they're full of actual dirt, but also the debris of several thousand drunk humans and far too few toilet facilities.

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So if you wear contact lenses, hygiene is a consistent worry.

So if you wear contact lenses, hygiene is a consistent worry.

Do you sleep in them and risk infection, or do you take them out and risk infection?

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