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All your friends are getting married and having kids and you still have no idea what taxes are.
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Friday, 30 June 2017
26 Of The Most Legendary Snapchats To Have Graced The Internet
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The Snapchat Hall Of Fame.
The Rihanna lookalike:
The friendship attempt:
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Sharon Osbourne Sent Off A Savage Tweet To Kendall And Kylie In Reaction To Their "Vintage" T-Shirt Line
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“Stick to what you know…lip gloss.”
An hour prior to the sisters' apology, Sharon Osbourne called out the sisters for using Ozzy's image on one of the shirts, and BOY, she DIDN'T hold back:
SAVAGE, SHARON!
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Chris Pratt Is Turning Into A Bear Daddy And Frankly, I'm Shivering
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Very nice!
Well butter my biscuit and call me Melinda, I have some good news for all of you today!
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Sip sip, sweeties! We have new pictures of Chris Pratt on the beach and, um, they are pretty great.
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A bird? A plane? Blake Lively being attacked by a gigantic problematic shark? Nope! It's Chris Pratt, uh doy. You clicked on this knowing what you were gonna get, and you are going to get that!
Kapp, Mjtb, Wahs / Pule / MJTB / FlightRisk / BACKGRID
So, in case you didn't know, in the homosexual male community some guys are given animal names because we're weird and primal or something. I asked my secret gay chat group what we would call Chris Pratt and here were their answers:
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Photo - Taking Jabs at Charlie Sheen never gets old, should he be in jail my now?
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Taking Jabs at Charlie Sheen never gets old, should he be in jail my now?
Thursday, 29 June 2017
People Are Dying Laughing At This Poor Guy Who Got Caught In An Embarrassing Moment On Snapchat Maps
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Snapchat done us dirty, again.
But perhaps no one has been as sadly affected as a guy from the UK named Dave.*
Both Dave and his friend John enjoy photography as a hobby, John told BuzzFeed News.
So recently, they went out in Liverpool to shoot some photos of ferries.
(*Names have been changed to protect the innocent.)
Dave laid down in the mud to get a good shot, but then got stuck in it. John snapped this photo of his friend as they waited for help. Poor guy!
While they were waiting, John opened up his Snap map...and saw THIS!
"While I was waiting for help, I checked Snapchat and seen the emoji standing there thumbs up and smiling," he said.
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Wednesday, 28 June 2017
Steve Carell Had The Best Response To Everyone Calling Him A Silver Fox
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Yes, Steve Carell is hot right now.
Like, gone is the dopey guy who starred on The Office: He's been replaced by the straight version of Anderson Cooper, and we are ALL OK with that!!!
I want to be a Minion now?
Tristan Fewings
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This Scene In "Mean Girls" Has Been Haunting Me For So Long
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What’s going on here.
I'm a simple man. I put my shirts on one shirt at a time. I haven't worn a baseball cap in seven years. My favorite color is confidential.
Just like this simple man here.
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But I can't for the life of me figure out how this scene in Mean Girls was filmed.
Paramount Pictures
It's the scene where the guy gets hit in the face with a stereo by Gretchen Weiners. It has become the bane of my existence. My white whale. My blue whale. My orca whale. My sperm whale. My beluga whale. Please watch:
Check it out in slow motion. This, at least to my very well-trained and expert eye, is a real stereo. A full-sized stereo hits this man in the face.
*Italian chef voice* Thatssa gotta hurt!
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Tuesday, 27 June 2017
These Tattoo Experts Critiqued A Bunch Of Celebs' Tattoos And It's Pretty Hilarious
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“Justin Bieber’s tats — we call this littered with garbage.”
The hosts of Spike TV's Ink Master, Chris Nunez and Oliver Peck, sat down with GQ to analyze celebrities' tattoos. Here's what they had to say!
GQ / youtube.com
Justin Bieber has the "worst taste imaginable."
GQ / youtube.com
Rihanna's hand tat should have been a henna.
GQ / youtube.com
Demi Lovato's lion "looks like what it's supposed to."
GQ / youtube.com
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Here's A Buttload Of Anal Sex Stories That You Should've Read Yesterday
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Everything you’ve ever wanted to know in one place. You’re welcome.
For things that sexologists, educators, and therapists want you to know about anal sex.
Like this advice about what lube to use:
Lube is your best friend. Opt for a thicker one that will last longer.
“The anus doesn’t provide its own lube like the vagina," Van Kirk says. "So you need to have a really good lube available or penetration is not going to go smoothly and it will be painful."
Check out 30 Things Sexperts Want You To Know About Anal Sex for more.
Ben Henry / BuzzFeed
If you want to know how other people have anal sex, here’s a bunch of polls that people have answered.
Including how people prepare before having anal sex, and the foreplay they enjoy to get them in the mood.
Check out Here's How Most People Have Anal Sex for more.
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For stories of times anal sex went dramatically wrong.
Including horror stories like this:
Don't go shittin' waterfalls:
"I was experimenting with my partner, and it initially wasn't as bad as I'd anticipated. But as he was pulling out, he moved too quickly, and I just started leaking runny cum diarrhea. I ran naked to the toilet, and there was poo on his thighs and all over our bed and floor leading to the bathroom."
—chelseakc18
Check out 15 Anal Sex Horror Stories That’ll Make You Gag for more.
NBC
For sex toys you'll want to buy and pleasure your butt with.
Including anal vibes, prostate massagers, and a butt plug that simulates the sensation of rimming.
Check out 19 Sex Toys You Just Might Want To Stick Up Your Butt for more.
VeDO
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23 Pictures That Will Send Chills Down Your Spine If You Had Braces
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I AM A HUMAN NOT A FISH.
The awful, awful goop:
And choking on that awful goop while the orthodontist shoved it in your mouth:
Just awful.
Not to mention sitting there looking like a dang science experiment beforehand:
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28 Things You Don't Need But Will Definitely Buy Anyway
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Don’t look at this list if you’re trying to save money.
We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a small share of sales from the links on this page.
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A pair of stockings that are the cat's meow.
Get 'em on Amazon for $3.06.
A collection of toothpicks to add some life to your food.
Can you still eat something if it's looking at you? It's time to find out.
Get these on Amazon for $4.65.
A hair pin that will turn you into a majestic, antlered forest nymph.
You could use a hair tie, or you can become a deer.
Get it from SpiceWildflowers on Etsy for $45+.
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Monday, 26 June 2017
27 Titus Andromedon Quotes That Will Make You Say "Same TBH"
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“I’ll have a water, two sugars.”
When he tried to exercise:
Netflix / Via kimberlylemon.tumblr.com
When he was too tired to move:
Netflix / Via imgur.com
When he just wanted a water:
Netflix / Via nihiliensis.tumblr.com
When he was sick of adulthood:
"In my next life, I'm coming back as a baby."
Netflix / Via uks-gifs.tumblr.com
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Just A Bunch Of Funny Tweets People With Vaginas Will Appreciate
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“I want Olive Garden to murder my vagina.”
This lovely forecast:
This passionate wish:
This unfortunate situation:
This honest question:
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This Extremely Hot Doctor Posted On Facebook Asking For A Roommate And The Internet Lost Its Damn Mind
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BRB, flying to New York for a flu shot.
Good news, humanity!!! Somehow, this very hot doctor-slash-model is a real-life person who actually exists:
No, seriously, he is 100% real!!!
His name is Rehan Munir, he's 26 years old, and he's currently in the process of moving from Pakistan to New York for his medical rotations. So he posted in a NYC Facebook group dedicated to finding roommates:
Rehan Munir / Via Facebook
Munir then decided — and this is where our story begins, dear reader — to include two pictures of himself at the bottom of his post:
Rehan Munir / Via Facebook
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Sunday, 25 June 2017
22 Food Facts That Are Really Just 100% True
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If you don’t pull apart the colours on your rainbow straps, don’t talk to me.
The tastiest chips are the ones you find left over in the bottom of the bag.
And eating the limbs of your animal crackers first makes them taste better.
String cheese MUST be pulled apart otherwise it tastes horrendous.
Also rainbow candy straps have the most flavour when you tear the colours apart.
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Friday, 23 June 2017
I'm Seriously Cracking Up Over These Pictures Of Lady Gaga Hiking
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I love this woman (even though I thought “Joanne” was only kind of okay).
Hiking is fun, because who doesn't love sweating amd pretending to love trail mix for its nutritional value but only enjoying the M&M's? And, let's be real: Walking up hills is a fucking blast! This lady loves hiking, I love hiking, we all love hiking!
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When most of us go hiking, we may wear a cute pair of cargo khakis, some thick white socks, a casual blouse, some sweet shades, and our "dirty" boots. We may even straddle a rock or two. You're crazy, lady!
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That's what us normal girls do. Now, let's talk about what Lady Gaga does.
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This, my new friends (xoxo), is Lady Gaga and her boyfriend, Christian Carino. They are hiking.
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