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Judge Judy and Bob Barker are the best medicine.

And there was especially nothing better than watching The Price Is Right all day long...

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Eating soup...

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Drinking soda that's supposed to help you feel better:

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Einfach nur 17 der lustigsten Memes über Martin Schulz

Der Satire-Subreddit r/The_Schulz ist Gold.

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21 Miss Universe 2016 Tweets That Prove Pinoy Twitter Deserves A Special Award

And the winner for best tweets is… PHILIPPINES!

19 Jokes About Money That Will Make You Laugh And Then Cry

“If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money I’d just laugh and search with them.”

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18 People Who SWEAR They Didn't Mean To Send That Text

“Sorry, that was my friend.”

"Oops! I just recorded, saved, and sent you a video by mistake!"

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"Whoopsie-daisy! That was meant for my girlfriend!"

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"What an awkward error I just made!"

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"It was a pocket text! TOTAL ACCIDENT!"

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Monday, 30 January 2017

Azealia Banks Tried To Drag Rihanna Over Trump And She Gracefully Clapped The Fuck Back

#stayawayfromthechickens #iheartnuggets

Everyone knows that Rihanna, the queen of clapbacks and shade, is very vocal about her anti–Donald Trump stance.

Her tweet followed the news of Trump's new plan to block immigrants from seven Muslim-majority countries from entering the US.

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And everyone also knows that Azealia Banks just likes to be, you know, vocal about pretty much everything.

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So naturally Azealia had something to say about Trump's plans. But she tried to drag Riri at the same time and it did not go well.

"As far as Rihanna (who isn't a citizen, and can't vote) and all the rest of the celebrities who are using their influence to stir the public, you lot really, REALLY need to shut up and sit down."

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Rihanna simply responded with a photo of herself with a caption serving a sly dig at Azealia's chicken-sacrificing ways.

"The face you make when you a immigrant #stayawayfromthechickens #iheartnuggets #saveourhens."

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Winona Ryder Made These 22 Faces During A Speech At The SAG Awards

This face deserves an Oscar.

As Stranger Things won a SAG Award for Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Drama Series, David Harbour read a prepared speech aloud and Winona Ryder was...surprised.

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To say the least.

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"I would like to say that in light of all that's going on in the world today, it's difficult to celebrate the already-celebrated Stranger Things. But this award from you, who take your craft seriously and earnestly believe like me that great acting can change the world, is a call to arms from our fellow craftsmen and women to go deeper and through our art to battle against fear, self-centeredness, and exclusivity of our predominantly narcissistic culture, and through our craft to cultivate a more empathetic and understanding society by revealing intimate truths that serve as a forceful reminder to folks that when they feel broken and afraid and tired, they are not alone. We are united in that we are all human beings and we are all together on this horrible, painful, joyous, exciting, and mysterious ride that is being alive. Now, as we act in the continuing narrative of Stranger Things, we 1983 Midwesterners will repel bullies. We will shelter freaks and outcasts, those who have no hope. We will get past the lies. We will hunt monsters, and when we are at a loss amidst the hypocrisy and casual violence of certain individuals and institutions, we will as per Chief Jim Hopper [Harbour's character] punch some people in the face when they seek to destroy the weak and the disenfranchised and the marginalised. We will do it all with soul, with heart, and with joy. We thank you for this responsibility. Thank you."