Michelle Obama Got Ellen The Shadiest Gifts For Her Birthday And I'm Dead

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These gifts are iconic.

On Thursday, Michelle Obama was on Ellen, where she updated everyone on her post-White House life.

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It was also Ellen's 60th birthday episode, and Michelle came prepared. She got Ellen boxed wine, since Ellen was the one who introduced her to it:

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She also got Ellen some shady gifts, including Metamucil to "keep [her] flowing."

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Please look at Ellen's reaction. I'm dead.

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But that's not at all, remember when Michelle beat Ellen in that iconic push-up competition in 2012?

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Well, Michelle got an Ellen the "Perfect Push-Up." Yup, it's an exercise tool that helps you do the perfect push-up.

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But don't worry — she did get an Ellen at least one semi-sentimental gift.

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Ugh, funny, shady, useful, sentimental gifts. Thanks, Michelle!

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