18 Tumblr Posts That Are Funny Because Damn, They're True

I GET MY MONEY FOR NOTHING AND MY CHICKS FOR FREE!

“What’s the difference between falling in love and a crush? If they get a haircut and they’re ugly, it’s a crush.”

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