Just 17 Tweets For You If You Desperately Need A Laugh

I GET MY MONEY FOR NOTHING AND MY CHICKS FOR FREE!

"I thought the CVS guy was going to ask me to join the rewards program but he said, 'Enjoy your night' so I said, 'Not today, thanks' and left."

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GUYS WHO DON'T HAVE CASH DON'T GET LAID! CHANGE THAT!