Saturday, 30 September 2017

I'm Shook, Because Kim Kardashian Might Have Konfirmed All Three Family Pregnancies On Instagram — A Month Ago

I GET MY MONEY FOR NOTHING AND MY CHICKS FOR FREE!

We love a good konspiracy theory. (H/T Bustle!)

When I graduated from the University of Notre Dame in 2013, little did I know that in a few short years I'd spend my days digging through Kardashian konspiracy theories for a living. But here I am, and here YOU are, klicking of your own volition, so I'd like no nonsense in the komments section, PLEASE.

No, Kris Jenner did not pay me to write this. Although if you're reading this, Kris: kall me, let's do brunch.

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As you know, something's in the water in Kalabasas: In the past week we've learned that not one, not two, but THREE Kardashian/Jenner women are kurrently expecting.

Kim is expecting her third child with Kanye West via surrogate; Kylie Jenner is expecting her first child with rapper Travis Scott; and Khloé Kardashian is expecting her first child with NBA star Tristan Thompson.

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As of now, only Kim has publicly konfirmed her pregnancy. But as Bustle has pointed out, an Instagram posted by Kim on Sept. 3 MIGHT just have been a major, major klue that the three sisters were expecting.

As of now, only Kim has publicly konfirmed her pregnancy. But as Bustle has pointed out, an Instagram posted by Kim on Sept. 3 *MIGHT* just have been a major, major klue that the three sisters were expecting.

You guys...I'm shook.

Saturday, 30 September 2017

As you know, something's in the water in Kalabasas: In the past week we've learned that not one, not two, but THREE Kardashian/Jenner women are kurrently expecting.

As of now, only Kim has publicly konfirmed her pregnancy. But as Bustle has pointed out, an Instagram posted by Kim on Sept. 3 *MIGHT* just have been a major, major klue that the three sisters were expecting.

Here's the picture...notice the kaption?

This was a daily occurrence:

So was this:

This is how your brothers greet you:

You hid your dolls in fear knowing your brothers would destroy them.

Friday, 29 September 2017

This Morning, presented by Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby, features some of the most WTF interviews on British television. Like this:

And this.

And it featured quotes like this.

Thursday, 28 September 2017

Used literally anything as a blanket because you've been too lazy to get up and actually get one.

And turned your fan on just so you could sleep all wrapped up in your blankets.

Fished a box out of the rubbish bin because you forgot what the cooking instructions said.

And forced yourself to carry all the groceries in one trip, because you refuse to go back and forth.

Fonda and Redford were there to talk about their new Netflix movie, Our Souls at Night. But for some reason, Megyn decided to ask Jane about her plastic surgery instead.

"You admit you've had work done, which I think is to your credit," Megyn said, to which Fonda just blinked.

And yet, Megyn soldiered on, somewhat nervously: "But you look amazing. Do you — have you — why did you say — I read that you said you felt you're not proud to admit that you've had work done. Why not?"

Three words: Rihanna. Icon. PERIOD.

Earlier this month, the megastar dropped her highly anticipated makeup line Fenty Beauty, and people are STILL gagging over the brand's quality and inclusivity, especially those 40 foundation shades.

Welllllll Make Up For Ever recently took to Instagram to remind folks that they've had 40 foundation shades since 2015, so it's "nothing new" to them.

Jimmy Kimmel released his 11th edition of celebrities reading mean tweets, and this one is a doozy. From J-Law to J-Aniston, you'll laugh and cringe your way through the entire thing:

Jennifer Aniston

Dave Chappelle

Jennifer Lawrence

When you face this betrayal:

Wednesday, 27 September 2017

Back in August, our favorite workplace advice blog, Ask a Manager, featured a question that immediately became the stuff of advice-column legend.

But it later came out that he had "ghosted" her by JUST UP AND LEAVING THE COUNTRY AFTER THREE YEARS OF DATING AND TWO YEARS OF LIVING TOGETHER.

WELL! WELL WELL WELL. The letter writer sent an update.

Costco is truly heaven in a store, especially if you love a good bargain. But would you ever get married there?

Well, if you asked that question to Sydney couple Sue and Eli, they'd say, "Mate, we already did".

Over the weekend the couple tied the knot in the bride's favourite store. "Where else can I get married to the one I love, in the place that I love, surrounded by the people I love?," she told A Current Affair.

Tuesday, 26 September 2017

Lieder für Frauke – Die ganze Playlist

Wenn du 'ne SMS vom Meuthen bekommst.

Wenn du in der Bundespressekonferenz 'nen Gedankenblitz hast.

Wenn du deine bisherigen Kollegen auf dem Gang triffst.

Monday, 25 September 2017

Friday, 22 September 2017

Someone walking in on you.

An animal walking in on you.

Not realising your bedroom isn't soundproof.

Faking an O.

But superhero that she is, Chrissy couldn't let a mere "block" prevent her from roasting the first family of the United States. Oh no, she has important work to do.

Thursday, 21 September 2017

When this dude thought their erection struggles were comparable.

When this person got a bad education.

When this guy was blind-sided by the wrath of the period sneeze...

...and poo.

Wednesday, 20 September 2017

This kid/human umbrella:

And this human umbrella, too:

This vodka legend:

As of now, only Kim has publicly konfirmed her pregnancy. But as Bustle has pointed out, an Instagram posted by Kim on Sept. 3 MIGHT just have been a major, major klue that the three sisters were expecting.