THE SICKEST AND MOST FUNNY SHIRTS EVER!
Stroking your pubes in a nonsexual way.
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1. Peeling off a big piece of nail varnish in one go.
2. Scraping a really good chunk of dirt out from under your nail.
3. Crumbling off your mascara instead of using makeup remover.
4. Not flossing as a treat.
5. Wearing the same bra for several days (weeks?) and not giving a shit.
6. Smelling the clothes you wore yesterday and realising you can definitely wear them again.
7. Using dry shampoo instead of actual shampoo. For several days in a row.
8. Just washing your fringe, and everyone thinking you’ve got lovely clean hair.
9. Picking crumbs out of your bra…and, if you’re feeling really gross, eating them.
10. Finding something even better than crumbs in your bra, like popcorn. Yum.
11. Chilling out in front of the TV with your hands down your pants.
12. Running your fingers through your pubes in a nonsexual way.
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13. Eating something that fell on the floor – three-second rule. Or is it five seconds?
14. Keeping a tampon in for slightly longer than you’re meant to.
15. Wrapping toilet paper round your pants instead of using a pad.
16. Picking dry skin of your lips.
17. Picking dry skin of your feet.
18. Weeing in the shower.
19. Weeing in the bath.
20. Cleaning your body with wet wipes instead of having a shower, meaning you can wake up later.
21. Eating food in bed.
22. Smelling your own farts.
23. Picking out your eye goop and marvelling at the size of it.
24. Getting a big bit of ear wax out of your ear.
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