Sunday, 31 December 2017

17 Images That Will Make You Say, "I Legitimately Had No Idea"

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firebarserryday / Via Instagram: @firebarserryday

Did you know that Froot Loops are all the same flavor?

Did you know that Froot Loops are all the same flavor?

Sorry to break it to your childhood self.

And did you know Betty White is actually older than sliced bread?

And did you know Betty White is actually older than sliced bread?

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Did you know that owls don't have eyeballs, but more like eye "tubes"?

Did you know that owls don't have eyeballs, but more like eye "tubes"?

kevinring / Via Instagram: @kevinring

Did you know there's such thing as a white eggplant...and it looks JUST LIKE EGGS?

Did you know there's such thing as a white eggplant...and it looks JUST LIKE EGGS?

And it's possible this resemblance is where the name comes from (though the historical background of the eggplant name is not 100% clear.)

Did you know those 19 Crimes wine bottles will actually ANIMATE if you use an app?

WTF? Dis is cool.

Instagram: @jordan_hagemann

How about this genius trick?

How about this genius trick?

chappelle_andreadii / Via Instagram: @chappelle_andreadii

Did you know that Mountain dew is mostly just orange juice?

Did you know that Mountain dew is mostly just orange juice?

Water + sugar + concentrated orange juice = orange juice, y'all.

PepsiCo / Via pepsicobeveragefacts.com

Did you know (or remember) this is what the YouTube app used to look like on iPhones?

Did you know (or remember) this is what the YouTube app used to look like on iPhones?

In fact, it used to be a default app when the phone first came out 10 years ago.

ravenbuzzgags / Via Instagram: @ravenbuzzgags

And how cool is it that the little switch on the flashlight app actually switches UP when you use it?

And how cool is it that the little switch on the flashlight app actually switches UP when you use it?

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Or that spaghetti fits perfectly in a 1 gallon storage bag?

Or that spaghetti fits perfectly in a 1 gallon storage bag?

(I tried this with Ziploc bags and it works with those, too!)

Did you know teeth can actually grow on the roof of your mouth?

Did you know teeth can actually grow on the roof of your mouth?

This is actually referred to as supernumerary teeth and is easily treatable.

joleewee / Via Instagram: @joleewee

Did you know black panthers are not their own species of cat?

Did you know black panthers are not their own species of cat?

According to National Geographic, "It's an umbrella term that refers to any big cat with a black coat."

rickcole_jr / Via Instagram: @rickcole_jr

Did this ever occur to you (and then mess with you, LOL)?

Did this ever occur to you (and then mess with you, LOL)?

icarrollporter / Via Instagram: @icarrollporter

And finally, we bet you didn't know this about Scotland and unicorns:

And finally, we bet you didn't know this about Scotland and unicorns:

pottergeek4life / Via Instagram: @pottergeek4life

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People Are Sharing Weird Things They Overheard And I'm Dying Of Laughter

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“I truly believe God can make this diarrhea into a blessing.”

Have you ever been in a public place and overheard a hilarious snippet of someone's conversation?

Have you ever been in a public place and overheard a hilarious snippet of someone's conversation?

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17 Parents Who Are Assholes, But, Like, Really Really Funny Assholes

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Savage parents are the best.

DISCLAIMER: When I say asshole, I mean it in a more "you're a savage" way. Also, I'm saying you're funny, so don't get mad!

DISCLAIMER: When I say asshole, I mean it in a more "you're a savage" way. Also, I'm saying you're funny, so don't get mad!

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This shady father:

This shady father:

Twitter: @LukasThoms

This brutally honest mother:

This brutally honest mother:

Twitter: @hard_candyjpeg

These prankster parents:

These prankster parents:

Twitter: @JorjiIsAwesome

And this mom, who cannot be pranked:

And this mom, who cannot be pranked:

Twitter: @LegendaryRoasts

And this mom, who made an Insta to mock her daughter's:

And this mom, who made an Insta to mock her daughter's:

Instagram: @momlife4realz

This father:

This father:

Twitter: @olleypop_uk

And this mom:

And this mom:

Twitter: @dontatmebih

This mom, who's not here for moochers:

This mom, who's not here for moochers:

Twitter: @Namastaywoke

These parents, whose passive-aggressiveness is a gift:

These parents, whose passive-aggressiveness is a gift:

Twitter: @lotuspromo

And these parents, who were festive and ferocious:

And these parents, who were festive and ferocious:

Twitter: @kiansbooshka

This savage mom:

This savage mom:

Twitter: @kevinillest

This sneaky dad:

This sneaky dad:

Twitter: @ArchieLawson1

This protective AF mom:

This protective AF mom:

Twitter: @Thatchinkchelly

And this legend:

And this legend:

Twitter: @coachswaz

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Saturday, 30 December 2017

21 People Who Had A Bad 2017, And Will Probably Have A Worse 2018

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Let’s call it a year. We’ll try again in 2018.

The driver of this convertible:

The driver of this convertible:

This egg conveyor specialist who looked away for just a minute or two:

This egg conveyor specialist who looked away for just a minute or two:

This overly ambitious concrete pourer:

This overly ambitious concrete pourer:

This pilot, whose head is still probably spinning:

This pilot, whose head is still probably spinning:

The master craftsman behind this electrical job:

The master craftsman behind this electrical job:

This driver living a post-door lifestyle:

This driver living a post-door lifestyle:

GET IT?!

This delivery driver who went the extra mile:

This delivery driver who went the extra mile:

This guy, who hopefully got his grocery shopping done the day before:

This guy, who hopefully got his grocery shopping done the day before:

This extra-special SpecOps unit:

This extra-special SpecOps unit:

This guy who had to deal with cocoa-lateral damage:

This guy who had to deal with cocoa-lateral damage:

This log hauler who probably dropped a log himself when this happened to him:

This log hauler who probably dropped a log himself when this happened to him:

Whoever is responsible for this very big and very expensive game of dominoes:

Whoever is responsible for this very big and very expensive game of dominoes:

Whoever attempted this at-home tree removal:

Whoever attempted this at-home tree removal:

This handyman who struck gold. Or at least a water line:

This handyman who struck gold. Or at least a water line:

This plumber who had a couple extra pipes left over:

This plumber who had a couple extra pipes left over:

Whoever installed this halftime clock:

Whoever installed this halftime clock:

Whoever decided to run this drier on its hottest setting:

Whoever decided to run this drier on its hottest setting:

This proud owner of a submarine:

This proud owner of a submarine:

This person and their drinking problem:

This person and their drinking problem:

This painter who didn't think his project through:

This painter who didn't think his project through:

And this guy who messed with the wrong bus drivers:

And this guy who messed with the wrong bus drivers:

This post was translated from German.

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