Tuesday, 28 November 2017

Chrissy Teigen Clapped Back At Someone Who Called Her A Rude Bully

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“You just listed three jobs.”

Hello! Welcome to another episode of Chrissy Teigen Claps Back At A Hater.

Hello! Welcome to another episode of Chrissy Teigen Claps Back At A Hater.

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By now you know Chrissy is the Queen of Clapback. It's not up for debate.

By now you know Chrissy is the Queen of Clapback. It's not up for debate.

Twitter: @piersmorgan

Anyway, on Saturday, a troll said she had no job other than being "a bully, rude, and married to John Legend."

Anyway, on Saturday, a troll said she had no job other than being "a bully, rude, and married to John Legend."

Twitter: @summerLsteele

First of all, Chrissy is not rude. I know because she literally brought me McDonald's at work.

Second of all, she's a best-selling author, an awesome mom, and a model.

Second of all, she's a best-selling author, an awesome mom, and a model.

So obviously, this troll is stupid. And Chrissy was quick to sarcastically point that out.

So obviously, this troll is stupid. And Chrissy was quick to sarcastically point that out.

Twitter: @chrissyteigen

She makes a good point. And as usual, she wins.

She makes a good point. And as usual, she wins.

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Monday, 27 November 2017

28 Things Everyone Has Done But Never, Ever Talks About

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We’ve all experienced…

The shower struggle:

The shower struggle:

Twitter: @chanelpuke

The microwave sprint:

The microwave sprint:

Icy, icy gum:

Icy, icy gum:

Instagram: @devilishlyhandsome

The grocery store stare:

The grocery store stare:

Instagram: @baptain_brunch

Checkout regret:

Checkout regret:

Password games:

Password games:

Twitter: @joeyellis

Sneeze dilemma:

Sneeze dilemma:

Twitter: @faithfuIman

Lyrical deception:

Lyrical deception:

Twitter: @_imnotyourmate

The wallet rush:

The wallet rush:

Instagram: @thefunnyintrovert

Cooking pasta:

Cooking pasta:

sarcastic-sanity.tumblr.com

The deleter's dilemma:

The deleter's dilemma:

Twitter: @lifeofagirlxo

THAT feeling:

THAT feeling:

Optometrist anxiety:

Optometrist anxiety:

willinq.tumblr.com

The most disgusting feeling known to humanity:

The most disgusting feeling known to humanity:

Twitter: @carlbradbury96

The hardest search in the world:

The hardest search in the world:

Shipping decisions:

Shipping decisions:

The mosquito turn:

The mosquito turn:

Twitter: @unfuqwittable

Window drama:

Window drama:

Song daydreams:

Song daydreams:

bondoge.tumblr.com

The beginning of your comedy career:

The beginning of your comedy career:

Twitter: @curtislepore

The worst feeling in the world:

The worst feeling in the world:

Twitter: @1_natematthews

That smile:

That smile:

Twitter: @PotterReacts

The performance of a lifetime:

The performance of a lifetime:

Twitter: @SASSYCXSS

The tell-tale sign:

The tell-tale sign:

Cartoon desperation:

Cartoon desperation:

Twitter: @mikedopee

The worst sound in the world:

The worst sound in the world:

Instagram: @sadmichaeljordan

The run for safety:

The run for safety:

Twitter: @Maaouad

And this, like, every single day:

And this, like, every single day:

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18 College Students Who Are Funny As Fuck

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“PROFESSOR: What does ghosted mean? ME: What Brian over there did to me 3 wks ago”

This student, who accidentally emailed his professor this:

This student, who accidentally emailed his professor this:

Twitter: @CBMSt1

This girl, who is over being ghosted:

This girl, who is over being ghosted:

Twitter: @foxmccloud82

And this girl, who is over trying to impress people:

And this girl, who is over trying to impress people:

Twitter: @KendallLyman

This fuckboy:

This fuckboy:

Twitter: @kmdevlin22

And this sassy girl:

And this sassy girl:

Twitter: @Jesss_Sierra

This dude, who's just overwhelmed:

This dude, who's just overwhelmed:

Twitter: @D_Rabes

And this guy, whose homework is such a metaphor for college:

And this guy, whose homework is such a metaphor for college:

Twitter: @T_r_u_l_y_yours

This guy, who had a rough day at class:

This guy, who had a rough day at class:

Twitter: @latinoboy112

This girl, who used a hanger when she didn't have a fork:

This girl, who used a hanger when she didn't have a fork:

Twitter: @samiwert

And this kid, who drew his teacher on his calculator:

And this kid, who drew his teacher on his calculator:

Twitter: @zachkrone18

This student, who just deserves an A:

This student, who just deserves an A:

Twitter: @maddyfgibson

This student, whose schedule perfectly summed up a week in college:

This student, whose schedule perfectly summed up a week in college:

Twitter: @aquashxt

This student, who is sleep-deprived, tired, and stressed.

This student, who is sleep-deprived, tired, and stressed.

Instagram: @1lofaride

And this student, who's too fucking lazy:

And this student, who's too fucking lazy:

Twitter: @bethanyrob13

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Sunday, 26 November 2017

22 Things You Do Every Day That Would've Made No Fucking Sense 50 Years Ago

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Stealing music from the air.

"Calling someone's phone to ask them where they are."

"Calling someone's phone to ask them where they are."

Boogich / Getty Images

"Taking pictures of your food. It would be seen as a giant waste of film."

"Taking pictures of your food. It would be seen as a giant waste of film."

Villagemoon / Getty Images

"Pouring water into bottles and selling them for a dollar or more each."

"Pouring water into bottles and selling them for a dollar or more each."

Mediaphotos / Getty Images

—Happy-Hypocrite

"Having a TV that is flat and hangs on the wall."

"Having a TV that is flat and hangs on the wall."

—Onehundredyearsold

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—VictorBlimpmuscle

"Refraining from manned space exploration. Fifty years ago mankind was two years away from walking on the moon. They'd be appalled to realize that we just stopped after getting there."

"Refraining from manned space exploration. Fifty years ago mankind was two years away from walking on the moon. They'd be appalled to realize that we just stopped after getting there."

Nasa / AFP / Getty Images

—SultanofShit

"The fact that I can get a plane ticket, read the news, and order food in 10 minutes through a small device while sitting on the toilet."

"The fact that I can get a plane ticket, read the news, and order food in 10 minutes through a small device while sitting on the toilet."

—NightlySynapse

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"Sending your dog to 'doggy day care' so they can have fun."

"Sending your dog to 'doggy day care' so they can have fun."

Bigandt_photography / Getty Images

"Just recently, 'Never accept rides from strangers, and never meet someone off the internet alone' was common sense. Now we call random strangers from the internet to give us rides."

"Just recently, 'Never accept rides from strangers, and never meet someone off the internet alone' was common sense. Now we call random strangers from the internet to give us rides."

Drazen_ / Getty Images

Note: Responses have been edited for clarity.

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