You Weren't Meant For This Decade — This Is The Decade You're Actually Meant For

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Time is on your side.

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Sorry Gen Z'ers, Only Millennials Are Passing This Quiz

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Okay '90s babies, this one's for you!

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Millennials Are Being Blamed For “Killing” Divorce, And The Jokes Basically Wrote Themselves

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"Little shocking that Bloomberg didn't phrase this as like 'millennials are ruining divorce lawyers' retirement plans' or some shit."

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Build A Grilled Cheese And We'll Tell You Something You Need To Do Right Now

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Trust us on this one.

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Everyone Has A Type Of Man They're Attracted To — Here's Yours

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Style that makes you smile.

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21 Pornhub Comments You Really Just Need To See For Yourself

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Yes, there are comments on Pornhub.

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Your McDonald's Order Will Reveal What You Should Be For Halloween This Year

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The truth is in the French fries.

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I Made Homemade Gummy Bears Because I Lost Control Of My Life

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You can make a gummy bear in any flavor you want. But should you?

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16 Tragic Halloween Designs That Deserve To Be Loudly Booed

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They're scarily bad.

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Everyone Belongs In A Different Historical Era — This Is Yours

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History will no longer be a mystery.

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Would You Rather: Summer Food Vs. Fall Food Edition

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Grilled corn or candy corn? You decide.

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20 furos de roteiro revoltantes nos seus filmes favoritos

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Dá logo o prêmio de melhor roteiro pro público.

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Lili Reinhart Clapped Back At Two People Who Said She Doesn't Deserve To Date Cole Sprouse

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Don't @ her if you're not prepared.

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Tony Hawk Keeps Tweeting When People Don't Recognize Him And It's Freaking Hilarious

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Justice for Tony Hawk.

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22 Tweets That Will Change Your Whole Entire Worldview In Two Minutes

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THERE'S NO GOING BACK.

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19 Very Bad Clothing Designs That'll Make You Say, "It's A No From Me"

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These just weren't very well thought out.

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What Type Of American Men Are You Really Attracted To?

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Guys are always a surprise.

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13 Hilarious Gender Reveal Fails That'll Make You Say, "Sorry, But It's Funny!"

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Grab the popcorn.

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Servers Are Tweeting The Dumbest Things Customers Have Done, And The Stories Are Wild

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"Retail is hell, but food...now that's hell x 100."

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17 Tweets From This Week That'll Make You Laugh Your Fricken Head Off

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Featuring a tomato with an erection.

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17 People Who Had No Clue Who The Fuck They Were Talking To

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Oops!

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ATTENTION ALL RESTAURANTS: Please Stop It With The "Fun" Bathroom Signs

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This is an intervention.

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I'm Dead At Taylor Swift Making Fun Of Ed Sheeran For Struggling At Cardio While Also Struggling

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Cardio is hard, y'all.

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This Entire Senior Class Dressed Up For The Most Extra Student ID Photos Maybe Ever

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"When you scam your way into senior year."

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19 People Who Got Caught Bullshitting

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Never try to lie on the internet.

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21 People Who Should Win An Award In Pettiness

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If you can't break the rules, just bend them. Hard.

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25 Texts That Are Way Funnier Than Anything You've Ever Been Sent

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Truly masters of the art.

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Your First Day Of School Outfit Will Tell You Which Disney Princess You Are

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A new outfit for Cinderella.

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17 Tweets From This Week That Fuck Me Up Every Time I Read Them

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Love this week of tweets.

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People Are Sharing Dumb AF Things They Believed As Kids And It's Honestly Hilarious

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"I used to think the phrase 'drinking and driving' referred to ALL beverages."

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19 Boyfriends Who Will Make Yours Look 1000x Better

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*Deletes Tinder*

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19 Funny Tumblr Posts To Laugh At When You're Checked Out At Work

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"I paid $97 to learn that my gecko won't eat anything because he's too horny."

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23 True Confessions From Married Women That'll Make You Say, "Just Whoa."

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To have and to withhold?

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23 Tweets People Born After 1999 Will Never Be Able To Understand

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I'm... fading... away...

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15 Relationship Texts That Are So Randomly Funny, They Need To Be Shared

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"I have cute feet."

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17 Vibrator Tweets That Will Make You Laugh And Scream Until Your Neighbors Start Banging On The Wall

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"My friend named her vibrator Sebastian because, 'darling it’s better, down where it’s wetter.' O.M.G."

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13 Sneaky AF Kids Who Are Very, Very Smart

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I'll take some breadsticks to go.

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Put Together A First Day Of School Outfit And We'll Guess Your Favorite Subject

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Lunch. Definitely lunch.

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17 People Who Are Seriously Lacking In The Self-Awareness Department

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It's a rare quality.

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21 Times Tumblr Understood What It's Like Being Queer Around Straight People

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"Macklemore will hear about this."

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16 Things That Will Blow Your Mind Either A Little Or A Lot

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"Holy shiiiiiiii..." —You, reading these

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14 People Who Learned Things The Hard Way

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Poor souls.

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26 Pictures That Look Like Ancient Freakin' History In 2018

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Party rock is in the retirement home tonight.

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50 Very Funny Tweets That'll Make You Snort-Laugh

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"Our scariest president was probably Rushmore, because he had four heads."

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These "Would You Rather" Disney Prince Sex Questions Are Almost Impossible To Answer

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This quiz is harder than a diamond in the rough.

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27 Of The Funniest Tweets By Women This Week (Warning: It's Really Good This Week)

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"Y'all ever say something in conversation and it physically feels like you just chose the incorrect dialogue option in a visual novel."

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19 Mind-Blowing Things People Learned When They Were "Today Years Old"

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Mind blown.

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These Memes Of Celebs' "Real" Names Is My New Favorite Thing

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Icelandic Cubicle? Good guy.

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21 "Before And After Kids" Memes That Are Hilariously — And Painfully — Real

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There's you before kids, and you AFTER kids.

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