29 Insanely Funny Jokes That Got Over 50,000 Retweets This Month

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"When Tinker Bell started dying because she didn’t get enough attention...I felt that."

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17 Moms Whose Sense Of Humor Is Clever, Savage And Totally Mom AF

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"I don't always panic...but when I do, it's at the disco."

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Answer These Dessert Questions To Find Out If You're Good Or Evil

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Sugar will reveal the truth.

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Women Are Sharing Their Worst First Dates And Sincerely, I'm Sorry On Behalf Of All Men

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It's really not ok.

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23 Infuriating Plot Holes That Will Make You Question Your Favorite Movies

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Oh my god...

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17 Pictures That Sum Up The Difference Between High School And College

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Basically, everything.

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Please Enjoy All Of These Game Show Answers That Made Me Laugh, But Also Facepalm

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Hey, they still did better than I would've.

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22 Jokes That Perfectly Sum Up The Beginning AND End Of Summer

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"Shaving my legs to the knee is my fav scam"

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17 Dads Who Will Make You Say, "Well, At Least They Tried..."

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Dads. They mean so well.

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17 Jokes That'll Crack You Up, But Will Take A Second To Register

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"*Woman throws a drink in my face but I swallow it all perfectly*"

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18 Dogs Who Don't Give A Single Damn About Your Human Rules

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Nothing bothers these pups.

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14 Times Celebs Really Screwed Up On Social Media

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Put the phone down.

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Here Are The 42 Funniest Text Posts In The History Of Tumblr

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These are too funny.

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17 Facts That Sound Like They Came Out Of My Butt, However They're Completely Legit

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Abraham Lincoln was a wrestler.

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17 Tweets From This Week That Are Just Fricken Hilarious

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"Hey quick question what the fuck"

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How Popular Are Your Candy Flavor Opinions?

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"Skittles, taste the rainbow." Okay but I only want the red ones...

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27 Totally Inappropriate Tweets That Will Make You LOL But Also Realize You're Going To Hell

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You might be a bad person for laughing at these, but you're not alone.

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Angela From "The Office" Just Shut Down Her Nephew After He Used A Picture Of Her In His Dating App Profile

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"Nephews...do not put me in your Tinder profile photos. K. Thx. Byeeee"

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15 Times Celebs Revealed Really Personal Stuff On "Spill Your Guts" With James Corden

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LOL @ Katy Perry ranking her lovers.

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32 Tumblr Posts That Prove It's The Funniest And Weirdest Place On The Internet

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I can't stop laughing.

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If You Need A Good, Wholesome Laugh, These 21 Things Should Do The Trick

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You won't nervous laugh or mean-spirited laugh — YOU'LL HAPPY LAUGH!

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Everyone's Personality Matches One Of The "Chill" Disney Princesses — Who Are You?

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Are you the Nap Queen?

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17 Pictures That Will Immediately Make You Laugh If You've Ever Worked In Retail

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"I'd like to talk to the manager."

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12 People Who Are Struggggggling Through August So Far

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"I asked a guy how tall he is and he blocked me."

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18 Tweets From This Week That Are Too Funny For Words

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"Ticketmaster: $55/ticket. ME: ok I’ll take 2. Ticketmaster: ok that will be $400."

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31 Of The Funniest Tweets By Women This Week

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"I hate when my friend starts dating an idiot and I have to be like how could you bring this man into our lives."

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17 Texts That Are So Cringe-Worthy, They Actually Hurt To Read

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Please make it stop.

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Stop What You're Doing And Watch This Woman Kill Her Rendition Of Missy Elliott's "Work It"

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Nothing but respect for MY funky white sister.

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19 Pictures That Will Make You Say "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BRAIN"

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There's no going back after this.

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18 Times People On The Internet Had The Absolute Perfect Response

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Right place, right time, right RT.

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21 Starter Packs That Are 100% On Point

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So much truth.

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27 Tweets That I Promise Will Make You Laugh, Even When Everything Else Sucks

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"My mom has a podcast, but you can only hear it if you have the password to my voicemail."

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20 Times Animals Were Rude As Hell To Each Other

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It's a turtle-shoving, dolphin-bonking world, you guys.

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The 21 Absolute Greatest Highs In The World

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That's the good stuff.

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If You're Not Crying With Laughter After Reading These Tweets Then You Don't Know What Funny Is

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HAHAHAHAHA.

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14 Times Tumblr Users Had The Best Comebacks

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It's astounding that a group of people can be so funny yet so, so weird.

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How Unique Are Your Recessive/Dominant Physical Traits?

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Earlobes, freckles, and dimples. Oh my!

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17 Pregnant Women Who Are Having A Way, Wayyyy Worse Day Than You

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This too shall pass...in about nine months.

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We Can Tell How Gay You Are By How Many Of These Songs You Would Put On A Party Playlist

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Gay test!

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Here Are What Your Favorite Memes Look Like Now

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Disaster Girl is all grown up!

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Make A Seven-Layer Dip And We'll Give You An Embarrassing Middle Name

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And you thought your middle name was bad!

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26 Of The Funniest Tweets By Women This Week

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"I don't need everyone to like me, I just need for no one to be even the slightest bit upset at me ever."

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21 Unexpected Childhood Things That Set Off People’s Sexual Awakenings

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"That scene in Aladdin where Jasmine kisses Jafar. As I was watching it, I suddenly needed to pee."

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17 Real Life Signs That Will Make You Wince And Cackle At The Same Damn Time

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"My horse’s name is Mayo…Mayo Neighs”

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20 Songs You Listened To As A Kid That Screwed You Up For Life

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In the best possible way.

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19 Animals Who Are Kind Of Assholes

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It's wild out there.

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Some Shady Stuff Is Happening In Kim Kardashian's Instagram Pic And I Have Some Questions

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...and why is Khloé pregnant in the pic and Kylie isn't...?!

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This Quiz Will Predict Your Love Life 8 Months From Now

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Do you wanna know?

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22 Panorama Photo Fails From Hell

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Please Pano responsibly.

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19 Design Choices That Will Just Make You Shake Your Head Firmly

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But really: Who all thought these were good ideas??

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