Women Are At It Again!!! Here Are 29 Of The Funniest Tweets By Women This Week

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"Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs."

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A Church Hired An Amateur To Restore A 16th Century Artifact And Nope, It Did Not Go Well

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Imagine waiting 500 years for a makeover and it looks like this ...

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17 Tweets Bound To Make You Laugh Out Fuckin' Loud

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"My debit card feels more like a gift card...not sure how much is on this, but we’ll give it a try."

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24 Random Tweets That Will Take A Second For You To Register How Funny They Are

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"Toss a church on me."

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I'm Cringing Hard At This Exchange Between Seth Rogen And Pete Davidson On Instagram

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"Guys seriously."

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25 Freaking Funny Tweets That Cracked Up Jimmy Fallon On The "Tonight Show"

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There's a reason Jimmy's hashtags always trend worldwide.

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19 Extremely Dumb Things Every Kid Believed For Absolutely No Reason

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Ah, to be dumb again.

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22 Men Who Are Honestly Just So Damn Dumb, Bless Their Hearts

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"I once watched a line cook drop his phone into a deep fryer and then reach into the boiling oil to get it back."

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25 Texts That Are Funnier Than They Have ANY Right To Be

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Where do these texts get off!!!

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Rihanna Dragged Helena Bonham Carter's Dress To Her Face And It Means The World To Me

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Obsessed.

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Answer These Hard Questions And We'll Give You A New Nickname

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Make the hard decisions.

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33 Pretty Fucking Funny Tweets By Women This Week

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"Friend-zoning is no longer a thing it’s all about son-zoning and telling boys they are your tiny infant baby son."

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Dress This Guy Up And We'll Give You The Love Advice You Need

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Please, this man can't just walk around in his underwear.

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This Account Just Tweets Hilariously Wrong "Wheel Of Fortune" Answers

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"I'd like to solve the puzzle: OH SHIT A GHOST."

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13 Moms Who Are Peak Cheap Mom

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For the definition of cheap, look no further.

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11 Husbands Who Should Sleep On The Couch And 11 Who Are Keepers

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Don't stir my drink with your finger.

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21 Photos So Funny You Just Might Pee A Little From Laughing

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"Same penis forever."

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19 Students That Hands Down Had A Weirder School Experience Than You

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Did your school have a donkey basketball game?

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The 26 Absolute Best Senior Quotes From The Class Of 2018

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2018 is the best year for yearbook quotes since 2017.

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15 Job Résumé Fails To Talk About By The Water Cooler

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"I'll bring your company to new heights, or whatever."

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39 Behind-The-Scenes Pictures That'll Change How You Watch Marvel Movies

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Nebula's mask looks like a Fruit Roll-Up.

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Swipe Right Or Left On Tinder And We’ll Reveal The Type Of Guys You Attract

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If you keep swiping left, you’ll never find Mr. Right.

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15 Times People Ran Into Their Doppelgängers IRL

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NOW SEND THEM TO THE ISOLATION CABIN!!!!!!!

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23 Pictures Kim Kardashian Probably Wants Deleted From The Internet

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Ah yes, 2007, what a time.

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19 Things All People Do That Make Zero Sense

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*Silences phone that's already on silent*

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The Backstreet Boys Explained "I Want It That Way" To Chrissy Teigen And I'm Like, "Ohhhhhh"

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The end of the song has some confusing lyrics that the Boys just cleared up.

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18 Tweets From This Week That'll Make You Laugh Your Fuckin' Ass Off

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I'm crying.

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Pretend To Eat Five Different Meals And We'll Reveal Your Most Attractive Quality

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You've got many attractive qualities, but which one is the best?

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Here Are Some Of The Best Tweets By Women This Week

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"Insane that we don’t have one long weekend each month."

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