People Are Sharing Their Favorite Petty Phrases To Use In Work Emails And They're Pretty Great

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14 Photos That Will Annoy The Fuck Out Of You, Then 14 To Calm You Down Again

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Every disturbing photo has an equal and opposite comforting photo.

Take a look at this airy, misleading loaf of bread.

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And now soothe your soul with this spirally, friendly slice of bread.

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Oh no, looks like a cat managed to miss not one but TWO litter trays.

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As an apology for that last image, please accept this photo of a cat in an egg carton.

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16 Geniuses Who Said "Fuck You" To Society's Rules

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The heroes who make our planet great.

This girl who discovered an alternative use for a burrito.

Twitter: @jodiekinzzz

This girl who hid her contraband in plain sight.

Twitter: @eleanorclrke

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23 Fotos, deren Timing so perfekt ist, dass sie einfach unendlich witzig sind

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Vom Timing her ein gutes Gefühl.

Dieses erfolgreiche Familienfoto:

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Dieses Reh, für das heute definitiv Montag ist:

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Dieses High Five:

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Dieser Snack:

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Twitter Asked People For "Signs Of A Bad Restaurant" And The Responses Were Great

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“You ask the waitress what she recommends and she says, ‘Leaving.’”

Here's what they said:

Twitter: @keatsy2112

Twitter: @ShellsInIreland

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Someone Hacked Selena Gomez's Instagram And Posted Justin Bieber's Nudes

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Well this is extremely awkward…

On Monday afternoon, it was quite clear that Selena Gomez's Instagram was hacked. How do I know this, you ask?

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In case you somehow forgot, Selena dated Justin from 2009–2011, then briefly again in 2014, which makes all of this EXTREMELY AWKWARD.

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51 Hilarious Twitter Reactions To The "Game Of Thrones" Season Finale That Will Make You Laugh 'Til It Hurts

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“Jon Snow is not a bastard, but he probably just made one.”

Twitter: @jacqueline1o15

Twitter: @MrFilmkritik

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16 College Students Who Are Living In 3017 While We're Stuck In 2017

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Being poor is hard work.

When you don't wanna wash plates:

Twitter: @sheldonAvaughn

Or bowls:

Twitter: @bethanyrob13

Or when you just don't have a fork:

Twitter: @samiwert

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21 Tweets From This Week That Will Have You Screaming

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Lmao.

Twitter: @heterostraight

Twitter: @shaffer_frank

Twitter: @Sanchovies

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22 Reasons You Should Never Try Anything You See On Pinterest

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Lit’rally me every time I try to bake.

Folks, here's a friendly reminder that cake decorating is hard.

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Not everyone is cut out for it.

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This cake is — allegedly — a hedgehog.

Why does it have human teeth???

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Snow White looks like she's having a bad day.

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Choose Some Chicken Nuggets And We'll Reveal Whether You're More Hot, Cute, Or Sexy

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The nuggets know a thing or two about sauciness.

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19 Pictures That Are Way Too Real For College Students

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“I’m poor, I’m starving, I’m flat broke, I’ve got no cash to spend.”

There's tuition.

Instagram: @gamenightmemes

Which leaves your bank account like...

Twitter: @DrunkGrad

You should always have a plan though.

Twitter: @aquashxt

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18 Women Who Deserve A Goddamned Medal For Dealing With Fuckboys

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Not all heroes wear capes.

Twitter: @UnburntWitch

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Ryan Reynolds Wished Blake Lively Happy Birthday In The Pettiest Way Possible

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Classic Ryan.

We all know that Ryan Reynolds is a funny guy.

Twitter: @VancityReynolds

Well, Aug. 25 was his wife Blake Lively's 30th birthday.

Instagram: @blakelively

And he decided to wish her a happy birthday in an extremely funny way.

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Eat And Drink Your Way Through Starbucks And We'll Tell You What % Basic You Are

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Own it!

For each question, simply tap or click a spot in the image to answer. After you're done, we'll reveal what percent basic you are.

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23 People Who Didn't Think Things Through Very Well

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Why so many things that look like genitals, guys? What happened?

Whoever designed this kitchen sink that will never look clean:

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Whoever mocked up this "no pets" sign:

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Whoever decided this was the best way to display clothes:

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Whoever made this ski lift sign:

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17 Toys From Your Childhood That Seriously Confused The Shit Out Of You

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I don’t want to say it was magic, but it was magic.

Those magical baby bottles where the milk disappeared when you put them upside-down.

I still don't understand this.

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And the colourful sand that was instantly dry after you pulled it out of water.

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Those Baby Born dolls that drank water and pissed, but ate food that would just... disappear.

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And Sea-Monkeys who literally came to life from three lil' powder sachets.

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People Are Revealing Their Oldest Grudges On Twitter And It's A Lot

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I’m uncomfortable.

On Tuesday, writer and journalist Nicole Cliffe asked people what their "oldest, most cherished grudge" was, and the results did not disappoint.

Twitter: @Nicole_Cliffe

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Do You Hate The Same Food Your State Hates?

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Where my haters at???????

In case you didn't see the last Hater map, here's a quick recap: Hater is a dating app that can potentially help you find "the one" based on the things you hate.

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Hater used the data from hundreds of thousands of users in the US and extracted the most-hated foods from every state to make a hate-filled map.

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Some of the results are surprising — like in Florida they hate licorice, but isn't most of their population supposed to be old people??? Please advise, Florida.

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Other states are VERY specific, like Missouri, where they despise the last bite of a hot dog.

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