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What do the swipes have in store for you?
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Friday, 28 April 2017
19 Times Ikea Went Way, Way Too Far
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“Don’t get this one. I farted in it.”
When they sold this weirdly explicit wall art.
When they felt that this clarification was needed on their cinnamon buns.
And on their hot dogs.
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Thursday, 27 April 2017
19 Pictures That Prove Drunk People Are Actually Geniuses
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Who says drunk people can’t be geniuses?
The person who was more productive drunk than sober.
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Tuesday, 25 April 2017
14 Times The Container Store Went Too Far
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Some things just aren’t meant to be contained.
The Banana Hook
A part of me really wants this, but another part of me says, "Use a bowl! Just use a bowl!"
The Container Store / Via containerstore.com
The Guac-Lock
An airtight container made just for your guac and nothing else.
The Container Store / Via containerstore.com
The Handbag Raincoat
Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Raincoat.
The Container Store / Via containerstore.com
The Secret Neck Pouch
So secret! So pouch!
The Container Store / Via containerstore.com
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18 Terrible Design Choices That'll Make You Walk Away From Your Screen
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WARNING: This post might cause your eyes to bleed. H/T to r/CrappyDesign.
"Yeah, let's make sure the face is on the window."
"You we'll know show you how to how to design lead."
"Please choose what you'd like to eat."
"Boy syrup is on sale on aisle four."
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Monday, 24 April 2017
9 Types Of Periods Every Woman Has Experienced
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And most of them are terrible. Period.
The "Leaky" Period
This period REALLY likes to ruin your favorite pair of underwear. Sure, you may have misjudged the amount of flow comin' on down the pipeline, but that's no excuse for this period to be as wet, squishy, uncomfortable, and just plain rude as it is.
Crystal Ro / BuzzFeed
The "Spotty" Period
This period is known for its inability to make a decision. Honestly, its theme song is "Should I Stay or Should I Go?" by the Clash. It's not a full-fledged lava flow, but it would be easier to predict if it was.
Crystal Ro / BuzzFeed
The "Chunkster Period"
This period really wants you to KNOW it's there. It brings all kinds of bodily debris out of your vagina along with it — and it has the consistency of Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey. The outcome looks like a murder scene, but somehow it's also oddly satisfying.
Crystal Ro / BuzzFeed
The "Phantom" Period
This period is a living, breathing raised middle finger. You've got cramps, are craving anything chocolate, and are maybe a little more emotional than usual, but there are no signs of a bloodbath down there. It's the type of period that you WANT to get over with.
Crystal Ro / BuzzFeed
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Friday, 21 April 2017
19 People Who Probably Just Started World War III
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UNFORGIVABLE.
What kind of monster does this.
Unforgivable.
WHY? WHY?!
If someone pulled this shit, there'd be hell to pay.
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Thursday, 20 April 2017
19 Annoying Disney Plot Holes That Still Don't Make Any Fricking Sense
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Some shit bugged you on the way to a happy ending.
Maybe the biggest one of all — we know that Ariel can read and write, since she signs Ursula's contract. Why doesn't she search for a quill and parchment, or even WRITE IN THE SAND, when she meets Prince Eric?
Disney
Despite being told NUMEROUS times not to go to the West Wing in the castle, WHY does Belle go anyway — and then acts surprised when the Beast is mad at her for doing so?!?
— cmc1114
Disney
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Monday, 17 April 2017
27 Things Everyone Hates With A Passion But Would Never Admit
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They suck.
The horror:
The confusion:
The fear:
The panic:
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24 Seriously Annoying Things That Happen In Every Sex Scene
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So. Much. Rolling.
Heads up: These responses mostly refer to heterosexual sex between cisgender men and women — because the representation of LGBT sex on screen is a whole other can of worms.
First of all, no one ever talks about protection or birth control, because apparently, pregnancy and STIs are not a concern.
Is every woman on the pill? Is it just assumed that every couple discusses their STI statuses in between the hot and heavy groping session in the elevator on the way to have passionate wordless sex in the protagonist's apartment?
Paramount Pictures / Via buzzfeed.com
And no one talks about what they want at all. Everyone just communicates through lusty eye contact and ~knows~ immediately what the other person likes.
WHO NEEDS VERBAL COMMUNICATION, AM I RIGHT?
The CW / Via spn-party.livejournal.com
In fact, nobody seems to be worried about consent in general. It's just kind of assumed everyone wants sex all the time.
Focused Features / Via fiftyshadesofgrey.wikia.com
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Saturday, 15 April 2017
17 Dicks You Wish You Could Get Your Hands On
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Dick pics come in all shapes and sizes.
This cute little Dick:
And this cuddly little Dick.
This Dick that likes to be pet:
And this erect Dick:
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Friday, 14 April 2017
21 Jokes That Are Hilariously Accurate For Anyone Who Loves Food Network
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*arranges my dish into a smiley face before giving it to the judges*
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Wednesday, 12 April 2017
Decorate Your Dream Apartment And We'll Tell You When You'll Move In With Your S.O.
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When will your SOULmate become your ROOMmate?
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Monday, 10 April 2017
Sunday, 9 April 2017
18 Things That Happen In The Women's Toilets That No One Talks About
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What happens in the bathroom stays in the bathroom.
Sometimes an enormous fart slips out, but you don't talk about it with Sarah, even though she knows it was you.
When it's a fart and a poop at the same time and you get all embarrassed, but don't worry: That sound you made will never be mentioned outside this bathroom.
Universal Pictures
You feel safe to loudly ask if anyone has tampons.
20th Century Fox
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25 Things People With Big Butts Can't Get Away With
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Ever tried to buy jeans online?
Wearing any kind of straight dress without it pulling around your bum and flapping loosely everywhere else.
Natalya Lobanova / BuzzFeed
Or wearing a shortish dress without it migrating up over your ass and then allll the way up your body.
Hopefully you realise what's happened before you take off your coat.
Fox
Finding a minidress that looks like a good length on the model...but isn't suddenly ~scandalous~ once it's on you.
Especially bodycon dresses, oh my.
...and isn't even MORE scandalous the moment you have to bend over for anything.
Not that that's always a bad thing.
MTV
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There Are Five Kinds Of Vaginas In The World, Apparently
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And they’re all wonderful, tbh.
Vaginas! They are so great. But are they all the same? HELLLLLLL TO THE NAH.
Elite Daily writer Jamie Leelo spoke to a former vag waxer by the name of Mel who broke down all the ins and outs of the thousands of vaginas she saw, and came up with FIVE major vagina archetypes.
And let me tell you: WHAT A WILD RIDE.
Of course, not all vaginas fit into these categories, and, hell, what are categories anyway? As Mel noted, "This isn’t a mathematic algorithm. This is just to help women understand this weird ‘secret’ [the appearance of our vaginas] we keep from our friends and society at large is not as scandalous or peculiar as we may have thought."
Vladimirfloyd / Getty Images
Also, for clarity, yes, the vagina is technically INSIDE the body, while the vulva is the outside visible part of your vagina.
But, for simplicity's sake, we're gonna refer to the vulva here as a vagina, mmkay? Also, these all have "Ms." names, but ANYBODY can have a vagina.
Eleanor Beth Haswell / mydaily.co.uk
First up: What Mel refers to as the Ms. Barbie. This is the vag most people picture when they think of a vagina. Actually, says Mel, FEW PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAVE THIS VAGINA.
The Barbie look features a vag where the labia majora (outer vagina lips) completely contain the labia minora (inner vagina lips).
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Thursday, 6 April 2017
19 Things You Can't Get Away With When You're Tall
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Just forget about ever buying anything online.
You can't wear shirt dresses.
Instagram: @saramisbell / Via instagram.com
You can't repurpose a man's shirt into a cute dress.
And you certainly can't reach for things on high shelves when you're wearing a mini dress.
Instagram: @raranara / Via instagram.com
You can't wear ankle-biter jeans unless you love a mid-calf cut-off.
Instagram: @margarethesarah / Via instagram.com
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Wednesday, 5 April 2017
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